Things you wish would never happen to you in a public place.
1. Developing a case of rocket butt
ROzbeans
21 years ago
Tripping. Man I hate that and usually it a full out sliding for a home run job too. =/
immy
21 years ago
While pregnant, my fear was having my water break in public. :-o Now, I just hope I don't sneeze, bang my head against something while doing so, only to knock my ass on the ground.
On the other end of this, I was proposed to in the middle of Sea World with a huge crowd of people around. I told the guy no. Infront of all those people. That had to be pretty embarassing. Poor guy.
On the other end of this, I was proposed to in the middle of Sea World with a huge crowd of people around. I told the guy no. Infront of all those people. That had to be pretty embarassing. Poor guy.
ROzbeans
21 years ago
HAHA I read an article somewhere about a woman carrying around a pickle jar for the last part of her pregnancy so when her water broke, she could throw the jar and just blame that LOL. But NO WAY you said no? That's awesome :teehee
immy
While pregnant, my fear was having my water break in public. :-o Now, I just hope I don't sneeze, bang my head against something while doing so, only to knock my ass on the ground.
On the other end of this, I was proposed to in the middle of Sea World with a huge crowd of people around. I told the guy no. Infront of all those people. That had to be pretty embarassing. Poor guy.
HAHA I read an article somewhere about a woman carrying around a pickle jar for the last part of her pregnancy so when her water broke, she could throw the jar and just blame that LOL. But NO WAY you said no? That's awesome :teehee
Guest
21 years ago
I have IBS, along with a lot of other stomach problems.
'Nuff said. :hyp
:yeahthat
:ham2
OK the hamsters totally unrelated, but omfg its a hamster!!!!!!!
'Nuff said. :hyp
:yeahthat
:ham2
OK the hamsters totally unrelated, but omfg its a hamster!!!!!!!
Sarah
21 years ago
I was never scared of my water breaking, that wouldn't have bothered me. It was just the thought of going into labor in public. Gosh what a cliche, "Oh help, the baby's comming."
...Getting your skirt caught in your pantyhose in the restroom and walking back to your office and around the building for around an hour before someone tells you.
What? It was one of those breezy skirts so I didn't notice.
...Getting your skirt caught in your pantyhose in the restroom and walking back to your office and around the building for around an hour before someone tells you.
What? It was one of those breezy skirts so I didn't notice.
immy
21 years ago
Ok, so falling in public has never been a big deal for me since I'm sooo damned clumsy anyway. Ya kinda get used to tripping infront of people.
But today. Criminy.
I bust my ass on icy steps holding my 2 year old son. Now normally when ya fall, ya just do it, and try to keep as much grace and dignity as you can. When holding a child, it's a whole other ballgame. Ya gotta make sure to maneuver your body in an almost unhuman like way, so you don't hurt the child.
Somehow on a flight of 5 steps, I managed to make it to the top of them, only to quickly be at the bottom, on my ass. My son was okay. However, I still can't locate my pride, it fell somewhere on the third step down. I beleive someone in the crowd of about 20 people gaffled it.
But today. Criminy.
I bust my ass on icy steps holding my 2 year old son. Now normally when ya fall, ya just do it, and try to keep as much grace and dignity as you can. When holding a child, it's a whole other ballgame. Ya gotta make sure to maneuver your body in an almost unhuman like way, so you don't hurt the child.
Somehow on a flight of 5 steps, I managed to make it to the top of them, only to quickly be at the bottom, on my ass. My son was okay. However, I still can't locate my pride, it fell somewhere on the third step down. I beleive someone in the crowd of about 20 people gaffled it.
Guest
21 years ago
yeesh! Does your butt hurt?
Gilae
21 years ago
Once in highschool during an offsite band competition, it was our turn up next and we were waiting for our turn up in the bleachers...well I was wearing a cute little plaid miniskirt...and didn't I tumble right down the stairs to the bottom...legs up in the air, skirt around my waist. That sucked. My best friend at the time (also a guy I had a crush on) picked me up and whispered in my ear "nice view". I was mortified.
But hmm...now I don't think it would phase me.
But hmm...now I don't think it would phase me.
Sarah
21 years ago
What were you doing in plain clothes to begin with?
I would have burst into tears and left the arena.
Gilae
Once in highschool during an offsite band competition, it was our turn up next and we were waiting for our turn up in the bleachers...well I was wearing a cute little plaid miniskirt...and didn't I tumble right down the stairs to the bottom...legs up in the air, skirt around my waist. That sucked. My best friend at the time (also a guy I had a crush on) picked me up and whispered in my ear "nice view". I was mortified.
But hmm...now I don't think it would phase me.
What were you doing in plain clothes to begin with?
I would have burst into tears and left the arena.
Gilae
21 years ago
I hadn't put on my uniform yet. We were there all day and I didn't wanna send around in a band outfit.