And they say romance is dead.

The following exerpt from the phone conversation between my husband and I prove that it is not.

Him: I have to pee.
Me: I guess I'll let you go to it then, and I can get back to work.
Him: You should go too.
Me: So we can pee at the same time?
Him: Yes, that's very romantic.
Me: Oh yeah?
Him: In my world it IS.

There isn't a smilie in the universe than can match my expression at that moment...

I think you all can see what sort of gift I might expect from my sweetie on Valentine's Day. :x