Expendable 2009/2010

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[INDENT]Stallone is Expendable
Sly, Statham and Jet board action flick.
by Chris Tilly, IGN UK

UK, November 6, 2008 - Sylvester Stallone has announced plans to write, direct and star in an action film entitled The Expendables.

Jason Statham will co-star, and Jet Li is also in final negotiations to appear in the film, which will revolve around a team of ruthless mercenaries.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the story follows their efforts to enter a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator.

Nu Image/Millennium Films is overseeing the film, which is the first in Stallone’s two-picture deal with the studio. The second is expected to be a further film in the Rambo franchise.

We’re hoping for more of this in The Expendables.

“Making films with Nu Image/Millennium gives me as the director the opportunity to make the films I envision,” Stallone said. “I am happy to be partnering with them again and am looking forward to working with Jason and Jet.”

The Expendables is expected to shoot on location in Costa Rica and Louisiana in February.

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Good lord, the level of testosterone and growth hormones could kill a third world country. O_o

Vex 17 years ago
well.

sylvester stallone is not REALLY one of my favourite actors ( tho i do love demolition man )

Jason statham + jet li = amazingfuckingoverthetop fighting scenes that'll get me wet, im sure!

i <3 action movies with impossible stunts.

and if this movie fails that, i'll hunt down stallone and beat his ass. :whip
ROzbeans 16 years ago
http://screencrave.com/2009-10-13/the-ass-kicking-expendables-trailer/

I can't even begin to comment on this.
ROzbeans 16 years ago
Maybe the rumors for Rambo5 are meant for this movie. Cuz it looks SO awesome. =x
ROzbeans 16 years ago


Snazzy
KaAnna 16 years ago
That's a pretty epic poster. Hopefully they'll stick with that for its DVD cover and not have a bunch of floating heads.
ROzbeans 16 years ago


another
ROzbeans 16 years ago
ROFL who isn't in this movie?
ROzbeans 15 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi910624537/

Final Theatrical trailer. I so want to see this lol
Gongaa 15 years ago
lol... This was the dumbest piece of shit movie I've ever seen.
ROzbeans 15 years ago
Curse your mouth, sir!
Kelefane 15 years ago
This movie was great for what it was. If you enjoyed 80s style action flicks (Commando et al) then you'll love this movie.

Its a great manly flick =p
Gongaa 15 years ago
Kelefane;100987
This movie was great for what it was.


Agreed... It was a magnificent turd.
Gongaa 15 years ago
Kelefane;100987
[words about turds]


*smokes some crack* *pirouettes around u whilst doing "spirit fingers" with head and eyes jerking around spastically due to effects of crack* *stops suddenly and crouches down into the position a cat assumes just before attacking something* *jumps up and performs violent pelvic thrusts, causing him to sweat profusely and bray like a startled mule*



*uses Google Chrome*
pharren 15 years ago
You forgot the tongue.
Kelefane 15 years ago
chuck norris uses chrome
Kelefane 15 years ago
wow, speaking of chuck norris, why wasnt he in this movie??!?!??!?!?!??!?!
Gongaa 15 years ago
Kelefane;101002
wow, speaking of chuck norris, why wasnt he in this movie??!?!??!?!?!??!?!


And why wasn't the guy in that picture in it? Honestly, that seems like a perfect fit x2. And Steven Seagal and his sex slave sidekick.
Kelefane 15 years ago
Chuck Norris uses a nail gun to check his blood sugar
ROzbeans 15 years ago
Isn't he like 74 or something crazy old now? That's probably why - they couldn't insure him =x
Vulash 15 years ago
Can you imagine being the insurance agent that has to deny CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS insurance?