Grab the closest book near you.

What it said was, "You son of a bitch! Are you trying to kill me?"

'Killed in fringe time' - William DeAndrea

Thence Westerly to the Southeast corner of Township 21N, Range9E.

'Working with Prevailing Wage Requirements in 2008' - Michael A. Cable


*sigh*

Tried the closest one on the other side of me:

In the event that the work is progressing in a way that is completely unacceptable to you (e.g., a workman killed your cat; the place is left a shambles every day; the rain got into the house through the open roof and destroyed half your furnishings and your grandmother's heirloom rug), you will want a way out of the contract.

'Hiring Contractors Without Going Through Hell' - Ellis Levinson

LMAO - just noticed the author's first name.

HA!

" His body was so hard and taut with desperate need he almost didnt hear the intrusion"

Dark secret Christine Feehan

HAHAHAHA NICE!!

"Nobody said that you had to." - Edward

eclipse by stephanie Meyer.. my son just gave it back to me after reading it.

The rules for adding vectors are conveniently described by a graphical method.

Physics for scientists and engineers with modern physics - seventh edition - Serway/Jewett

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Fellowship of the Ring was the book closest to me because I was reading it last night...again

I'm happy because this happens to be the...point of LOTR to me.

Does the Yellow Pages count as a book? It seems they dont really believe in reading in this house:(

"Encased in metal carts. A collapsed mountain wall did not slow them."

RA Salvatore, The Orc King

:)

"Dempton. He came here to have Horst forge him some sockets."

Eragon, Christopher Paolini

"If the second option is chosen, the magic-user can withhold or discharge missiles as he or she sees fit, so long as one missile is let go during each subsequent round."

Official AD&D Unearthed Arcana, Gary Gygax