Dear people that live in Washington

I've heard of it.

No idea where its at. I'm still familiarizing myself with the state. lol

did u know there is a 2ft rule at strip clubs in portland? I only know of 2 that stare this rule in the face and say fuck you. they happen to be the only 2 i like visiting.

Where is the UFology group located at?!?

Oh, yeah, those 2ft rules. Totally unjust and oppressive *nods*.

(yeah, I don't know what a 2ft rule is. I mean, I could venture a guess, but for me it's involving some hilarious mental images of lapdances with enormous balloons separating dancer from patron. And the like.)

While my GFs parents do live in Portland I can't say I've gone to a strip club with them to check out that rule lol.

It's up north near the border - between Seattle and Vancouver.

Miss Malorie says:

1.) It's on the Canadian border
2.) "Supposed to be a college town" (I guess this means drinking and partying)
3.) They tried to give Jon Stewart the key to the city (probably not a great choice for Republicans)

That was all he knew.

Western Washington University is up there and yes it is a college town. It's about 3 hours or so from Seattle. Has a decent sized mall there called Bellis Fair and it's about 30 mins from the border. Nice town actually, Mike and I talk about maybe retiring there after he hits his 20 in the AF.

What did you want to know about it?

Exactly that!

i think the 2foot rule means the dancers cant climb off the stage and grind their stuff into your stuff.

isnt that what a lapdance is though?

Hubby says lapdances are better when the gf or wife buys them for the guy.. girls are more comfortable knowing hes not some creep sneaking off or somethin.

I'm not a stripper, but I can't imagine having that level of scruples if I were.

i coudlnt imagine the kinds of creeps you might run into while giving a dozen or so lapdances to strangers every night ><

this girl at a non2footrule club i go to had a guy buy 10 lap dances from her that night. thats $350 off 1 guy.

She stayed glued to my side when she wasn't dancing so he would stop approaching her because he was seriously creeping her out. we waited together for her cab when it was time to go cause she was pretty freaked out.

This thread might be one of the better details I've seen. I've never been to a strip club.

And you call yourself a man? You need to be in a state where you can drink at the strip club, nothing better than minimal motor control, smoke and naked women that you can only see through a haze.

Take Krista with you Tim.

I've never been to a strip club either. It seems pointless to me. That's why accountants steal. You can't play with all that money without wanting to take some home.

Exactly I guess I never saw the point. Not to mention you spend a ton of money, they try to get you to buy them 'drinks' that are just water, and then deliberately suck up to you to bleed money. I guess I'm mildly curious, but not enough to do anything about it.

Lap dances are about 25 bucks, but there's a place in Alaska called ABC's -- Alaskan Bush Company (pun intended) that has a free cover charge so you just walk in and see the titties without spending a dime if you don't want. Huge variety of boobies, too. Really weird shit but we went a couple times, once with Jello and her husband, and we had fun. Especially when Mike bought Jello's husband a lap dance with the hairy stripper. Yeah, that was awesome.

they dont allow smoking inside clubs anymore.

have to go freeze your ass off outside this time of year. If you're fortunate they have a spot where you can take your beer and smoke, but sometimes not.

almost all places here are $20 a lapdance, the place where my favorite girl is charges $35. my first night she took me for $70! lol.

If you want any kind of attention from the girls, go without your g/f. mike never gets any kind of attention when I go because i get it all. except this one chick, who was very stoned, and was like giving us free lap dances. - related note: be sure you pee when you need to. chicks grinding on you when you got to pee is reallly painful.

Strip Club etiquette is $1 per song if you're sitting at the 'rack'. and if you are standing off in the corner still watching, drop a $1 because they NOTICE when you aren't paying up. They make all their money from the dancing and the lapdances, and bouncers will come talk to you if they know you aren't paying

My first time ever to one was this tiny dipshit place called Pirate's Cove. I had no idea I was supposed to give her my dollar as soon as I sat down. but yeah, so i'm sitting there, quite awkward because she's not attractive at all and can't dance for shit.. and she ASKS me if i'm going to put my dollar down.

I was like uhm there's your dollar (mike put 1 down already )

I had half a mind to take it back and leave. but mike makes me be nice. boo. lol.