Resident Evil: Afterlife (4)

Ok I'm going to say it...it looks lame. Except for Wesker being there, but it reminds me of the Jaws3D trailers, hyping the 3D and forgoing a decent storyline/script.

SPOILER ALERT!

Just kidding! Nothing happens in this movie, so there can't be spoilers. I was hoping they would explain more about Alice's mysterious powers (and cybernetic implants?), but instead, asshole sunglasses guy injects her with something that instantly cures her (they had a cure?), stripping her of all her powers (and cybernetic implants?). But not really. She's still a super ninja. So is Claire, by the way. No explanation, she's just a super ninja now, too. The guy with the big axe-thing? No idea who he is. He just shows up, burlap sack nailed to his head (how does he see?) and starts swinging his weapon. Showdown with sunglasses guy (does he have a name?); the end.

Don't waste money on this.

It's Wesker. You don't remember it from the first game.

WESSSSSKKKKERRRRRRR

Best worst voice acting ever.

Never played the game(s). I haven't owned a console since 8-bit NES, and I've only played 7 PC games total, including EQ and WoW. :(

Wesker was uber in RE5. Haven't seen Afterlife.

Some guy playing the game and the sound is horrible so you might want to turn it down before it starts - but the part I quoted is at 3:30. The voice acting is the worst ever, really should just watch the whole thing for its awfulness lol

Hahah, that's awesome. It sounds like everyone's reading their lines for the first time.

I never played it because the voice acting was so bad, but a friend did and we walked in once as some guy said "hope this is not.....Chris's.....Blood?" in the worst reading/acting I've ever heard, and we still quote it to this day.

EDIT: Found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oDGBDUKMcc

But that's the best thing about it!!!

Got about...20 mins into this. This movie is fucking terrible. I mean...wow, fucking...terrible.

Did you watch far enough into it to see the guy from Prison Break?

I got as far as Alice talking to Claire, who had been soiled and dirty for months but suddenly had perfect makeup on, in the airplane flying down the coast.

You really should watch it all the way through, just because. The guy from Prison Break, being wrongfully imprisoned... in a prison... and his oh-so-serious face, delivering those horrible lines... it's almost funny.

It's a shame really - the first one, done by the same director/writer (and baby daddy of Mila's baby), was so damn good. Each sequel has sucked balls, getting progressively worse with this piece of tripe. It's a shame =/