OMG KELEFANE BIRTHDAY TIME HOLLA!!

Hello My Love,

Three hundred, five and sixty days have passed since we last celebrated the Earth having made another complete revolution 'round the sun since your birth. A lot has happened since then. Here's a short commemorative summary of our year together:

• You thought about adopting a giant three toed sloth but decided against it.
  


• We went shopping at Wal-Mart only to not find what we were looking for.
  


• Your left the refrigerator door open but were pleased to discover that your milk had not gone bad.
  


• We got fired up and decided to start a political party but got distracted and ended up eating pizza and talking about midgets.
  


• A celebrity saw us.
  


• You were not kidnapped by Central American drug lords.
  


• You outed me when I tried to blame a fart on the dog. Fucker.
  


• You almost rode a bicycle.