And this one time...

Kaytana is an eVoyeurist.

I can' tell you how many times in my guild this one couple would do it, get so embarrased they /guildremoved and had to be coaxed back. We all learned if they were in South Ro, don't bother them..

I was talking to, I think, Meawean when we were in time (krassus GL triad) and we were talking about his girlfriend or something.

I meant to say...

You tell Meawean, 'Hey its not rape if its willing.'

But I actually said...

You tell LADASE, 'Hey its not rape if its willing.'

Ladase tells you, '...what?'

:o :oops: :o :oops: :o :oops:

Kaytana should tell us about where she wanted to put her kids, that one time :decisions

*sigh* Ok.



See I was on a raid I think and I needed to put my kids in bed. Well just a moment before we were talking about beer and so I said. "afk to put kids in beer."






:o

I have never had embarrasing or nasty mistells.

If your most embarrassing moments have been from EQ mistells, you guys need to get out more.

Mine happened many years ago, when I was in high school. A group of us were at a guy's house, drinking and watching a movie. Me and my girlfriend were on the couch in the back, cuddled up with a blanket covering us from the torso down. I shall leave it for you to imagine what I was doing to her underneath the blanket, where no one could see.

When this girl drinks, she loses all control of the volume of her voice and basically all those other little things that make you socially acceptable.

So, in the middle of the movie, out of nowhere, she says, quite loudly: "finger me deeper!" and a dozen people turn around and stare at us, then start laughing hysterically. We both left and went somewhere else to continue the fingerbanging.

I don't have a "most embarrassing moment."

My life is more of a steady stream of consistant humiliation.

One time a friend and I were feeding raccoons ham off our asscheeks and his grandma woke up and came out of the tent and was like "What the hell are you boys doing????" then laughed and went back to bed.

I have one that made it into my 10th grade year book.

You know those cinnabon places that offer free samples? Well a friend and I were walking by one in the mall and I saw a cinnamon roll that looked cut up on the counter, so i reached out and grabbed one. 'What type are these?'

The girl replied, 'Those are his.'

Friend busts up laughing, I walk away. Hopefully she gave dude a fresh roll after i put my grubby fingers on them =x

Oh no wait, best embarassing moment ever.

Sitting in the doctor's office with Veb dicussing my pregnancy. I literally just found out the week before. The doctor pulls out his handy dandy tool and figures that we conceived Catherine on january 3rd.

Mike looks at me and starts to laugh. I mean bent over rolling. The doctor looks at me and I just sit there with this look on my face.

'Why is he laughing?' The doctor asked. With a sigh I tell him what we were doing on jan 3rd.

The doctor starts laughing.

Veb and I were in the backseat of our 626 mazda, at the beach where our parents live, having the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SEX EVER.

I nodded with a embarassed face. At least we have something to tease Catherine about when she gets older and starts dating.

I have to say that being investigated by the campus police while "saying goodbye" to your boyfriend after a date was not the least embarrassing thing to ever happen to me. Nothing like a pair of headlights shining through the car. :o

I'm not sure its the worst experience but it was an interesting one.

I feel some measure of comfort at the fact that I am not the only one with a "parking" story.

We were in his Taurus, parked in *looks down and blushes* the middle of a basketball court. Having done most of the work, I was just beginning to get my breath back when those dreaded headlights blazed through the steamed up windows.

The cop was cool about it, just firmly stated that the park was closed after dark and walked back to his car. I was, by this point, completely freaking out terrified, which is why this doesn't so much qualify as an embarrassing moment; I was way too busy fearing arrest, imprisonment, and worse, my parents.

I think we all have a parking story. Mine happened just after we were done and I had just gotten the little bit of clothes we took off, back on, when a flash light shined through my window. Luckily he just wanted to check and make sure their were people in the car and that it wasn't abandoned. Then he told us that that particular park wasn't exactly the safest place to go parking in.

My parking story:

We hadn't even gotten to the "parking" part.

We were sitting outside the car in the moonlight eating McD's and drinking milkshakes.

He drove up and told us the park closed at 9:30pm... I told him by my watch it wasn't even quarter after. He reiterated and drove away.

Parking Story!

I parked at the base of a parking garage in the parking lot of some building that looked pretty empty. Things get dirty and whatnot and we dont even notice a security truck pull up behind us. This security walks up to the window and doesnt say anything, he just stands there watching. I look over and see him and throw the girl off me. He walks up to the window and is saying that the police are on the way. I say fuck that and start to back up so i can get out, but he's parked too close trapping me in. In front of me there is about a 2 foot curb that opens into the parking garage. Luckily i was in my jeep at the time rather than my car. I gassed it and jumped the curb and drove up to the second floor. i got out of the car and looked over the ledge and he was blocking the only exit out of the garage. A couple minutes passed and i was trying to decide wtf i was going to do, and I see a cop car roll up. Just then i get my inspiration. The security guard saw me on the 2nd floor and more than likely he's going to go straight there. So i turn my lights off and coast back down the ramp to the first floor and park in a pretty isolated corner. I watched both cars drive by and up the ramp and I took off out the entrance and hauled balls. :grin:

My parking story's interesting =) Was my boyfriend before X (the one I left for him) We were in a big park after hours in the back of his other girlfriend's van (LONG story, anyhoo..) in the middle of it all cops come make him get dressed and me and get out. They stand there with flashlights on us the whole time we're getting dressed, I'm super shy and dying, thankful that at least I'd still had my top on! Boyfriend even asks once he's outside if they can ya know look away but NOPE (Filty fucking pigs). Then they have us standing there while they run mine and his ID and stuff. They were giving him a hard time since I was 17 and he was 27, but since 17 is the age of consent in Texas /rude the pigs hehe! They were all threatening and doom like, saying things like what would your parents say and I was like, umm my Mom knows I'm active we talk about it and she took me to get on the pill. (Bite me cops I am thinking hah hah!) Does she know you are dating a guy this old?? Yep, they've met a few times. (Again hah hah I am smirking to myself) Finally they let us leave with a warning about it again.. I was a little nervous during it all, but I was so glad to have such a cool Mom or else I would have been a basket case.

My parent's next door neighbor once caught my then boyfriend now husband sneaking into my bedroom window at my parent's house in the middle of the night. She thought he was a prowler or something until I stuck my head out the window and said "uh, it's ok...he's with me".