I am so hung over

I have never seen SO many titties in one night. Veb and I went next door to the early 4th of july party and...oh my god.

Let me first start that the kiddos were rounded up and taken to the community center at 9 for the afterparty so we were all responsible mommies and daddies.

Then Christy, fondly known as Crusty, took all her clothes off and danced around at 9:15pm. She shaves and has her clit pierced I am happy to report. By 9:30pm Christy was passed out.

So I'm hanging out, talking to the cutie cop neighbor who lives across the street, his name is chuck, and Kevin (other neighbor with the trampoline that the kids in the neighbor have to sign a waiver for because one of the previous fathers jumped on his own kid and broke his leg) comes over. He's drinking this concoction he's made. I'm nursing my vanilla coke. He says...

'I made this.'

I reply, 'Did you now?' I am sober, he's not. Neither is the cutie cop Chuck. Veb is currently packing the kid up for the overnight stay.

Kevin hands me his drink, 'Want to try it. It has...' he thinks a minute..., 'a lot of stuff in in it.'

I look at Kevin and look at his cup. 'Sure.'

Best fucking thing I have ever had. I couldnt even taste the alcohol. I promptly urge him to make me one. He exits to his private stash of booze in his garage.

Veb comes out with Catherine and we pack her away. She's exited but concerned I will miss her. We wave good bye and then continue into the party.

We run across Shannon and Angelo, they're our next door neighbors. No kids. Later on in the night I will have seen her boobs and had her sit in my lap and give me a lap dance. I'll get to that.

So we're in the kitchen, watching Christy take her clothes off. We meet her husband who really should invest in major dental work. The host is walking around with a huge 4th of July hat on, passing out beads.

'Is that what I think that's for?'

Tory nods and tries to hand me on. I laugh. So he hands it 2 to Veb. Ultimately Veb forcibly gives me one, meaning he grabs me and pulls open the top of my shirt in front of eveyone and spies my boobies. I will have later given up 1 beaded necklace to see Emelia's breasts, who were by far the best pair of tits I've seen on any girl who has shown them to me. Twice in fact.

So, by then Kevin has returned with the strange drink. I promptly down it and search out for more. Later he returns and points at me. I point back. Liz and I follow him to his garage across the street to get another drink. I am by now extremely drunk because that drink must've had 2 cups worth of shots in it.

I discover that Kevin's bathroom is painted green and has a bear holding toilet paper.

I return across the street to see Kevin adding still MORE alcohol to my second drink. I am happy.

There is singing and more bead exchanging. Then we discover Kendra walking around. Kendra is Kevin's wife and also too has nice tits. She showed us.

We go back and forth from inside to outside the house. By now more people have showed up and the entire downstairs is packed, probably the upstairs too. Someone has made pina coladas. I am happy once again and drink 2 more cups of those. They used the creamy rum. /purr

While outside we notice all the smokers have congregated and were showing more tits. I get up and bum a cigarette off of Blaine, he is Lynette's wife. I didnt see her boobies. Maybe next party.

Ultimately I smoke half a pack of cigarettes, eat 2 large cups of jungle juice fruit and Veb tried to pull my shirt off for everyone to see my breasts. I say its my first party so I'm a block party virgin, I will impress next party. I do, however, share my left breast nipple with Kendra who in return gives me a red bead necklace.

I unfortunatley missed her dropping her shorts and do a naughty dance.

It is now about 1 o'clock. We're in the kitchen and splashed with someone's drink. Veb, of all people, cleans it up. I can't even get him to pick up his socks at home. This is where Shannon, next door neighbor, sits in my lap and does a little dance. Oh she previously showed her tits outside.

1:10 starts the garage dance party. 1:30 is when people actually shut up and get to dance for about 70 bucks prize money. The cigs and the drinks are now starting to set in. Standing for so long, drinking so much, puffing so many cigs have now gotten to me. The husband and I retreat into the home.

I brush my teeth, at Veb's request, before bed. I was too tired to sit down so I laid down on the bed to do it. Veb comes in and says, 'what are you doing?'

Gurgling, 'rishin' mah teef', I said, brushing my teeth.

I think he wanted sex but I was too tired to acknowledge. Sleep was difficult, I kept dreaming of that funky concoction Kevin made. All in all, it was a very good night. Boobies, boobies, and more boobies. A pierced clit, a perfect pina coloda, lighting a cigarette at the filter end (like I'd notice) and a very drunk Vebran made for an excellent night.

I am going to go shower now and pick up our daughter. I have a headache and my mouth tastes like I ate a bag of cottonballs. It was a good evening, indeed.

/bows gracefully