What your car says about you...
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang -I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car thatis in the shop 280 days per year.
>Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
Dodge Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
wuwu~
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Guilty as charged
But I love my car, plus it has working air conditioning, which my old one didn't, which is a bad, bad thing in Georgia.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Very much not true. I have outstanding credit - I've never missed a payment on anything, and I pay my credit cards and other bills, and I have a hefty student loan that I'm paying on as well. I had a 5 year car loan for a Geo Metro that I paid in full and never missed a payment on. My credit r0xx0rs!
I shopped around when I was looking for a car, and the Honda Civic had great kid features. Like special child-seat locks in the back and a trunk trigger and such. Very safe car. I chose it because I was planning on starting a family within a year. That didn't happen, but I still love the car. Sure it doesn't have a lot of power, but I drive 6 miles to work and 6 miles home and not much else (it's a 2003 with 11k miles on it :P)
Also the guy at the Honda dealership talked to me like a human being, instead of a girl who doesn't know jack about cars. The guys at the Nissan and Toyota dealerships treated me like I was the biggest moron on the planet. Hence, they didn't get my bidness.
I still plan on making it a mommy car someday.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
It was an '83, and originally my moms...thank goodness I don't drive it anymore lol.
Ohh, and I've never beat the hell out of anyone. :P
Ford Bronco...
Chevy Pickup...
Olds Cutlass...
Plymouth Reliant Wagon...
Only one is on there, but I sure as heck didn't steal my Cutlass.
Nissan 240SX SE - You sir, are a true pimp!
Sweet!....errr...
Rad!
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Not my car, but it made me laugh out loud.
Ford Mustang -I slow down to 85 in school zones
I LOVE IT MUAHAHAHA, though not 85 in a school zone i got a ticket once for 55 in a 25
i love my sedan /crys
My last car was the Saturn SC2 *sigh* I -did- have credit at one time... I love exes let me tell you. :rolleyes
I feel your pain, Mai. I feel your pain.