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What's the worst movie you ever saw?

For me it's Napoleon Dynamite. Pure, utter, crap. I turned it off around the time he started working at a chicken farm. I didn't get it. Maybe I'm old now?

I have a special place in my heart for [i]Showgirls[/]. It's so horrible, but yet so damn funny at the same time. It's pure camp and soft-core porn meshed into one. I like it lots :)

Guest 20 years ago

blazyn

It saddens me that you folks didnt like Napoleon Dynamite or Dude Where's My Car, as they are both excellent.

Is that the one where the showed clips of the video game randomly mixed in? If so, yes that movie was horrid

yep, thats it. best use of this dvd is a drink coaster.

Draegloth 20 years ago

Druids is the worst movie I've ever seen, followed closely by Rollerball.

Banbin 20 years ago

Rushmore.

Greywood 20 years ago

I hereby submit the worst film of ALL TIME.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

Kazaa or Limewire should have it for your viewing displeasure, I found my copy several years ago and still have it somewhere on a harddrive for the simple reason that i can claim to have the worst film ever.

Other films that should have been burned on the cutting room floor:

-Ghost Dog
-Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires
-Spy Hard (and i loved the naked gun series and both Hot Shots films due to massive cheese)
-The Rage: Carrie 2 ( i was actually in this film, but was edited out thank god, they put me in a pink polo shirt, collar turned up, and then slung an easter colored plaid shirt over my shoulders... I wasn't actually a paid extra, my brother was in the film as a part of the group of friends but they saw me standing on the side and ushered me over)
-Fantastic Four (1994)
-Cliffhanger
-Hard Rain
-Reindeer Games
-Changing Lanes
This list could go on all day ...

Nocturnal Bard 20 years ago

Zoolander - I wanted my money back after seeing it in theatres
Pulp Fiction - Only DVD I ever rented that I ended up turning off
Lost Highway
Matrix 2
Star Wars Episode 3... I could choke down 2, but after 3 I want to personally beat George Lucas senseless, oh and for the record I really liked episode 1
Shaft

I'm sure I could think of more if I tried....

A.I. could have been good, actually I would go so far as to argue it was good, people just don't turn it off when they are meant to. The movie ends when he finds the blue fairy and there is that nice scene before the alien crap happens. Turn the DVD off right there and pretend it fades to black and you see its not all that bad a movie.

Gilae 20 years ago

Basket Case. It's about an underdeveloped twin of this dude, whose parents keep him in a basket...and sometimes he eats people.

Calimaryn 20 years ago

Nocturnal Bard

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A.I. could have been good, actually I would go so far as to argue it was good, people just don't turn it off when they are meant to. The movie ends when he finds the blue fairy and there is that nice scene before the alien crap happens. Turn the DVD off right there and pretend it fades to black and you see its not all that bad a movie.

I always assumed that the end part were just highly evolved androids. So long lived that they outlasted humans and continued to grow and create themselves into what we saw. I never thought they were aliens!

Just Erin 20 years ago

C.H.U.D.

Worst movie ever. I own it if anyone wants to borrow and confirm.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers!!!! THAT MOVIE ROCKED!!! Landmark movie that I saw with my father who pushed me into sci fi movies like Alien and Star Trek as a kid. I blame my pa for my twisted movie likes =D

I saw Basket Case when it was on pay per view when I lived in Hawaii. AWESOME!

Gilae 20 years ago

Mae isn't allowed to have any opinions about movies anymore. That is all.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

:teehee