Open chat / Signs / Mai 20 years ago

Signs

Might have seen them before but they still make me giggle.



Signs encountered:

In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD


In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES
OUT


In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST
FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Dark_Wolf 20 years ago
:lol
Verileah 20 years ago
I wonder how many of these are deliberate...the farmer one sounds like it might have been intentional. Quite amusing.
Mai 20 years ago
True that one does sound like someone with a sense of humor.
Guest 20 years ago
haha I needed that.
Kindal 20 years ago
Haha, so theres this comedian on comedy Central named Carlos Mencia. He's got his own show on wensday nights called mind of mencia. I'd really recommend everyone watches it. He did a special on funny signed, the best one was when he went to talk to a LA county road manager about the signs on the I5 freeway that show a family running. Hes like so what does this sign mean? The guys like "Oh, its incase people are running on the highway, watch out for them."

"Well, what kind of families?"

"Just anyone in general.. Anyone who might be crossing the Highway"

So then carlos has the camera man leave and turn off the camera, hes got a hidden one on his shirt.

"So, dude, the camera's gone now, whos the sign really for?"
the guy responds..
"its for wetbacks"--Carlos is a mexican, its hillarious. Racist, but if you've ever lived in SoCal, you've seen the signs lol.
Gilae 20 years ago
Yeah I saw that. He was really needling the guy. He was insinuating that there is no reason for a family to run across the highway unless they were coming from across the border.
Kindal 20 years ago
His dvd's are so, fucking, funny. He can't say like 90% of his good jokes on TV :(