The Angry Crayon - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Sarah 20 years ago

Ok the people in Hollywood need to stop drinking the water because someone is spiking it with fertility drugs.

Rikr 20 years ago

Maybe Tom got tired of adopting...and wanted to try to make one himself.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

He did made one, with Nicole but he filed for divorce and she miscarried...not that i keep up with that sort of thing =x

Rikr 20 years ago

:teehee

Temprah 20 years ago

i guess he had to go really far to stop the gay rumors, yup..

Tiime Panacea 20 years ago

Temprah

i guess he had to go really far to stop the gay rumors, yup..

You're kidding right? He probably forced her to go to a sperm bank bc he couldn't handle having sex with a woman and then made the poor waif sign a confidentiality contract.

Mileron 20 years ago

I couldn't care less.

And neither of them are role-model material anymore.

Nastirith 20 years ago

I actually feel a little ill. Heh Heh...

ROzbeans 20 years ago

She has the best tits though.

Tiime Panacea 20 years ago

No way. Angelina does. And lips. And eyes. And hair. And I never really thought of any celebrities as role models, unless what you do is supposed to appeal to teeny boppers. *cough* Titty Spears.

Rikr 20 years ago

Speaking of Spears....there's a pr0n of her and her husband that's about to be out on the net....

Tiime Panacea 20 years ago

Yeah, I think it's a publicity stunt. You know, since her career was shot to hell since she cussed a 12 year old out and stole a pregnant woman's husband? Yay, trailer trash.

Jinheim 20 years ago

Rikr

Speaking of Spears....there's a pr0n of her and her husband that's about to be out on the net....

Is she pregnant in it?

Rikr 20 years ago

Well rumor is she is...but not showing at the time of video. So yes, but no.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

I'm going to have to say that pregnant porn is not a turn on.

Carly 20 years ago

I'd have to say Spears and K-fed porn wouldn't be a turn on. Ew ew ew.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Federline or whatever his name is, is so ugly =( Although I admit he looks good in her commercial for her perfume, otherwise he looks like total trash.

Jinheim 20 years ago

http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2904867

A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes - allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America's Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant."

I was 16 or 17 when the "Baby One More Time" video was released, and like every other straight male in my age group, I wanted to bang the shit out of Britney Spears. It's unfortunate that she has since reverted to her trailer trash roots, but I am still going to be watching this when it hits the internet, just for nostalgia purposes.

Vex 20 years ago

just dont look at his face.

maybe brit was smart and put a paper bag on it.

Nastirith 20 years ago

Vex

just dont look at his face.

maybe brit was smart and put a paper bag on it.

If she were smart, she'd put a plastic bag on his head. ;)

Then tell him to breathe deeply.

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