Worst Movies Ever

This movie was particularly funny to me, but only because I'm a former mormon & therefore got the subtle jokes & such that were in it.

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Double Dragon to the List. It was on last night late and I couldn't sleep.

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avoid any vampire movies on the new releases wall at blockbuster/hollywood unless you already know what to expect. there sure seem to be a lot of home video vampire movies making it to rental stores.

Dungeaons and dragons bit, Every movie the sci fi channel makes.

Any of those Airplane or Naked Gun types of movies -- but that's just me and I know many will disagree. I think that the slapstick type comedy is something that people either love or hate with a passion.

Sorry, Sergon, but ID4 is on my list of movies that are entertaining to watch and I own - I still, for whatever reason, get chills when he does the 4th of July speech. Go figure.

Suspension of disbelief - learned the hard way to NOT go see a Pirates of the Caribean movie with a sailor. Everytime a ship hit the water he was bitching that it couldn't do this or that becaus there was no wind int he sails, period. But he was okay with sailing off the ends of the freaking earth??? Men!!!

To this day, I maintain that Clockwork Orange is the worst movie. And Ultraviolet had us checking our watches 45 minuters into it, certain we had sat there for at least twice that long. the sad part being that I'm certain the move is less than an hour and a half long. the ONLY redeeming quality to that movie (in my mind) was the final fight scene - that was actually pretty original.

It's hard to believe I've never posted here since hate is the only thing that keeps my blackened, shriveled heart beating.

I just can't get over what a piece of shit The Expendables was. This movie has been occupying my thoughts for the last couple of weeks because I can't come to grips with how much it sucked. It doesn't make sense to me that the cast wouldn't engage in some kind of suicide pact after watching it and realizing that they have made the world demonstrably worse with their terrible movie.

They must have had a team of doctors and a mobile blood bank at the set to care for the actors as they cut themselves between takes, as it's the only thing that could possibly help them escape from the pain of having to recite their atrocious one-liners and pretend that it doesn't make them want to murder the bed-shitter that wrote them. One can only hope the UN is drafting some kind of resolution in response to condemn the people that saw the final cut and still released this crime against humanity upon the world.

It's truly one of those rare movies that managed to hit the sweet spot of being a total piece of shit without becoming entertaining again with its sheer badness - like some sort of local maximum on the continuum of cinematic mediocrity.

Final word: Jarringly bad.

Return to Horror High was the gayest, most cheesy goddamn horror movie in the history of the fucking genre.

I wanted stab the director directly in his nuts.

did anyone say "The Happening" yet with Mark Wahlberg? It's a must see of bad acting. Dude is AWFUL. I can no longer watch any movie he is in now due to this movie.

Vanilla Sky FUCKING SUCKED
The Cube.... if you watched it you would rage with me.

anything with Jennifer Lopez - prove me wrong