Worst Movies Ever

And yes, Unforgiven is an excellent movie. I just saw this again this past weekend on Encore (they have been running some great movies lately doing an Oscar celebration week). Anything with Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman is gonna be good, and when you put them both together, that has 5 stars written all over it.

I can see your point about UltraViolet, Elvaiz. Even though I have not seen it, I saw the previews and said to Rainee "Oh, look hon! A hot babe in leather kicking ass against unbelievable odds with a bajillion special effects and fight scenes that defy gravity but have great visual effects! There's a new concept!" /rolls eyes

I don't get it. It seems like too much of what comes out of Hollywood anymore is just special effects and bullshit fight scenes. What happened to acting? I thought maybe it was a generational thing but I notice some of the 20ish crowd like Jin seem to have an appreciation for good films with good acting, so I dunno.

I like both. My movie collection is half good movies with great acting and plots, and the other half is popcorn action movies.

Really? :teehee

Punch Drunk Love /yawn

Date Movie. /barf

One to add to this

The Remake of the Pink Panther. The orginals are some of my favorite movies. Peter Sellers will be rolling over in his grave for an eternity.

Chugged Phallus

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I cannot bring myself to watch that one. /shudder

nor i

Also they bill beyonce as a main character. Shes in the movie for about 15 min and doesnt really have many lines.

S

I have to agree with you, worst movie I have ever watched to the end just to see if it got any better... it didnt.

I'm probably going to get stomped on for this but...

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"


This movie made me ill the entire way through. There was so much wrong with it that I can't even give specifics. It is no surprise that it only played in two theaters in the Austin area.

I enjoyed it

What, no Batman & Robin mention yet? ;)

Ultraviolet was definitely awful. And in all honesty, the digital effects weren't even all that great. It almost seemed like they did it for less money than a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie would get. It was so bad that it almost transcended badness into that "this is hilarious" realm, but it didn't quite make it.

Independence Day always seems to make these lists, but I never understood why. I think the movie delivered everything it promised. Wasn't made for Oscar consideration, and no, the uploading of the virus didn't make a lick of sense, but it was entertaining. Wild Wild West, on the other hand, squandered the talents of everyone involved, most notably Salma Hayek.

Obviously, Manos the Hands of Fate. The golden standard.

Independance Day is fucking retarded. Oh I know well make a computer virus to infect a ship of aliens who are thousands of years beyond us in terms of technology. It Will Work!!

Then we can smoke a cigar =/

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I saw Spanglish on a plane ride about 2 years ago. That was a pretty "bleh" movie in my opinion, which is probably why I forgot about it until now. :p

I have to agree that while Independence Day is not the GREATEST movie on Earth, it's so freaking entertaining to watch. It's called willing suspension of disbelief.

But to add to the list of worst movies of all time....Superman Returns has to top the list. I can't stop talking about how HORRIBLE OF A MOVIE THAT PIECE OF CRAP WAS! I mean, first off, Lex Luthor creates and island of Kryptonite, and Superman PICKS IT UP AND TOSSES IT INTO SPACE WITH HARDLY ANY TROUBLE AT ALL! THE FREAKING ISLAND SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM IN TWO SECONDS FLAT! Sorry, but that just ticked me off to no end. Then, after his mortal body (mortal because Kryptonite drains him of his powers) falls from space and crashes to the earth, he leaves a dent in the ground that's shallower than most graves. And don't EVEN get me started on the airplane scene where Lois should have died like 30 times yet walked away without a scratch! And as for Superman himself, I kept expecting to her "This song goes out to Lois' husband from Superman--The Police with 'Every Breath You Take.'" *shivers*

Sorry, rant over--not finished--but over.

And a movie that was only SLIGHTLY better than that piece of crap "Superman Returns", I have to add "Forrest Gump" to the list of WORST MOVIES EVER.

I liked Ultraviolet, though. It was a really good sci-fi action flick. Not great by any means, but fun to watch.

I really enjoyed Superman Returns only because dude was fucking smoking hot. I don't really remember the plot beyond that ass, i mean that. =x

Lol Im one of the biggest SCIFI fans on the planet. Im well aware of how to suspend reality for entertainment purposes. The movie was just fuckign retarded almost as bad as Armageddon.

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Well shitballs of fire on a toasted rice cake...

Let's see (in no particular order) - let's begin with:
"Titanic" "...I'll never let go..." bitch did, irish version of a wetback drowned, end of story.

"Judge Dread" - They could have saved themselve a few mil and just hired [urlhttp://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/24593/]THIS GUY[/url] and put him on a bike and talk.

"The Horse Whisperer" - Uh-huh, girl and horse get hurt - horse has a telephone jutting out of its chest, girl is "emotionally scarred".
And then what happens? The movie turns into a middle-aged I-wanna-pork-you-but-you're-not-horsey-enough-for-me soap opera.

"Babel" - Just what the fuck? 3 divergent sequence of events in three different parts of the world...all supposedly tied to a damned rifle? It makes no fuckin' sense. And forget about sub-titling the damned dialog...bastards.

"Cat Woman" - What's-her-face looked pretty hot in "Basic Instict"...here she should've just said, "..use my name, get a body-double and just pay me to NOT appear in this film..."
I don't even have the energy to talk about "cat-skank"...

"Howard the Duck" - yeah, a throwback to the 80's...but seriously, some rocker chick decides she wants a menage-a-quack? All that cocaine back then really had Hollywood making screwed up choices, if you ask me.

"Orgazmo" - South Park creators made this movie about Mormon-turned-pornstar. It almost made to my "it don't suck THAT bad..." list.

"Son of the Mask" - I accidentally left the HBO channel on while I went to take a leak and came back to find this piece of crap playing...my dogs were in the room, too. Now they're dumber-n shit because of it.

"The Celestine Prophecy" - Hey look, it's a bunch of "awakened" post-yuppie hippies looking to find some legendary state of awarenes somewhere in South America.
It would have been more believable is there had been more ass-raping and general bloodshed. The really stupid part was seeing the bad guys shoot at the hippies dumbasses...and MISS. I almost bought a plane ticket to Paraguay to go find them idiots and shoot them myself, they were so pitiful!

I'll stop there...

The Fountain.. Hugh Jackman Rachel Weisz ( sp)

it was just really bad and really weird