Gayjistu ...

I am not sure what it is about wrestling around with sweaty men, or maybe its that we have some prison guards in our school but it seems that there are always jokes about homosexuality. So here it goes.

We have a blue belt, who of all things loves cowboy films. HE is older and like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and the like. Well he let it slip out last month that him and a buddy once went out to the movies to go see SAW (I). But when they got to the movie theatre they found it was at a different time and instead of waiting two hours they decided to look for alternatives. Now being a busy man, this blue belt rarely reads news papers and really liked that movie Gladiator (Russel Crow right?) so he suggested another good manly film about blood swords and stuff call ... ALEXANDER. So he and his buddy, kinda short on funds decide to get that great meal deal of 2 pops and 1 popcorn for $13.00 go into see this manly movie ALexander sharing a popcorn.

Needless to say he didnt expect such gay overtones. Half way though the movie his buddy stands up and skoots one seat down away from him. And stops sharing the popcorn. By the end of the movie he has such a dirty feeling he actually suggest the each leave in opposite directions out of theatre.

So what is a Jiujitsu class suppose to do when they hear this story? So we have teased the hell out of him for the past three months.

NOW ... there comes this great cowboy movie. Everyone knows the plan, and nobody says a word. When he came to class we all kinda talk about this killer new cowboy movie that is very reminiscent of old John Wayne. This peeks his interest and we tell him he should get a buddy and go see BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

now I dont know if he went to it.
and I hope he doesnt ask anyone about it.

But if our plan does mange to work out ... what are the jokes we need to ask him when he comes back to class?