fuck shit god damnit

I normally hop around making weird ass noises as my parents conviently walk into the room..

Hold back the tears and ear muff my daughter...then let loose a blue streak, I tell you.

I say "Not again! Ow Ow Ow"

"mother-pus-bucket!"

Ow.

Just that, nothing more. I don't really get upset by pain really.

I say ....I wish Vex was around to kiss it. ;)

Ahhhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhhh...*inhale* Ahhhhhhh...*inhale*

I get made fun of at work because I say things like "Mother of Pearl!" or "Oh my stars that hurt!"

I can't say that I say such things for purely moral reasons. I just think it's more funny to hold back on the swearing and unleash it only for shock value :D. Once they get used to me I'll probably go back to my regular level of foul mouthedness.

<----sailor's daughter

imagine how many times a day i say it :p

i've got to meet my daily quota of 3+ run-ins to a wall/doorframe, 15+ times of tripping over my shoe/foot, 1-2 times of slipping down the stairs, 1-2 times of slipping on the kitchen floor, and just the general ability to hurt myself by just merely existing.

*nods sadly* you're tall too?

i just say "that sucks" and i go on

An 80 pound wooden dresser fell on my gf's big toe from 3 feet during her move in. Fractured her toe and broke off the nail, how about that for some pain? =P

I like to scream..Motherless Cocksnacker!

But then again I gots much love.

Well, if the kids are around its

"Sugar Honey Ice Tea.." or
/cry "Holy Crap that Hurt, will you kiss it and make it better"

If the kids aren't around.. something along the lines of...

"Shit that fucking hurt!" or
Or other word that just flow off my tongue.

I'm unoriginal, I guess. All I can come up with through the pain is "MUTHA FUCKA!!"

YES! THE PAIN FEELS SO GOOD, I WILL DO THIS EVERDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Whenever anything pisses me off it's usually "Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

I usually say: sonofa BITCH ! or Who in the fuck put this shit here?! or OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS SOME KIND OF GAME? or Great googly moogly. or just some random pain noise.