How to loose a blowjob.

So we were sitting back last night watching the America's Idol final. (Pacific time I remind you) When halfway thru the show I am sick of all the damn commercials. So I look on the internet to find out the winner.

My wife starts asking me to stop playing on the computer becasue the show is going to start.

Rigth before the end of the show I decide I am going to bed becasue I need to be up early the next day.

"But you wont know who wins!"
"I think I know who will win..." I reply "There are so many people in the south who watch this shows there is no way the girl is going to win this."

my wife says .."Well I took marketing in college and I know that a beautiful women will win over a guy anyday."

"Well you probably have some really angry trailor park bitches who will vote for hicks just in spite of the pretty girl." "You cant underestimate the trialor trash vote."


My wife exclaims ... "Youre worng!"

"whatever" .. as I go to bed.

"Ill bet you on it!" trying to keep me in the room.

"What bet?" --- I ask

"The same old bet ...' (we always bet who ever looses gets to orally please the other.

Now I know this is wrong becasue I had already looked it up on the interenet like an hour ago but ,... hey who can pass on a free BJ? I mean I am married its not like I see them every week ....


So anyways I fall asleep she comes in the room after the show ready to pay up. as she start to get intimate I simply could not help cracking up .....

I had to tell her that I knew ahead of time.

Now she claims she will never bet on anything with me again. Lets see how long that lasts....