A seemingly harmless art question...

TURNS INTO HOT SEX! Well no, not really, but sometimes Vex and I talk about weird shit. Check it out.

chick coder: im havin a problem with this piece of hair lol
ROzBeans: well i can't help you lol
chick coder: /sigh
chick coder: its ALL OVER HER FACE
ROzBeans: is that...bad? lol
chick coder: well
chick coder: yes!
ROzBeans: i thought it looked cool
chick coder: not really
chick coder: but sort of
ROzBeans: let one eye peer out, its hot
chick coder: i'll deal i suppose
chick coder: well this piece goes right over her nose and lips :-(
ROzBeans: reminds me of Selene in underworld
chick coder: thats the point ^^
ROzBeans: ahh
ROzBeans: yeah her hair was fucked up in that movie though lol
chick coder: all.. ratty
ROzBeans: not very pretty at the top or in the back
ROzBeans: i guess that was the point
chick coder: but it suited
chick coder: she was a brute
ROzBeans: what made her unique. she wasn't overly pretty
ROzBeans: pity, i enjoy killing
chick coder: i'd fuck her
chick coder: lol yeah
ROzBeans: that actress is amazing, i'd so do her too
ROzBeans: but salma hyek first
chick coder: oh make it a 3some!
chick coder: she's so hot too
chick coder: i love her accent hehe
chick coder: so lavish
chick coder: uh
chick coder: we're getting lesbish here haha
chick coder: im not exactly .. bisexual, i'd just like to be a guy for day.. :p
ROzBeans: lets post this on my board!!
ROzBeans: /snort
chick coder: rofl
ROzBeans: i can admire a woman for her beauty
chick coder: god, i can't imagine the dirty posts we'd get :p
ROzBeans: i can appreciate a good set of tits
ROzBeans: oh i know
chick coder: oh hell yeah
chick coder: im SUCH a titty girl
ROzBeans: mizen keeps telling me in the skype channel we talk in, 'so like, how's that hot friend of yours?'
chick coder: gotta check out every girl's tits and ass lol
ROzBeans: i'm not so much into ass, but tits and the shape of her waist. belly button rings are so cool
chick coder: wait
chick coder: let me show you this ass
ROzBeans: ROFL
chick coder: that will send you REELING
chick coder: omfg
ROzBeans: god we have to post this, this is too funny ROFL
chick coder: i swear, if i saw this girl in person
chick coder: i'd SO grab it
ROzBeans: HAHAHAHA
chick coder: wish i remembered where it was exactly
chick coder: i'll have to dig
ROzBeans: lets post this!!!
chick coder: lol ok
ROzBeans: HAHA
ROzBeans: ok ok