Maybe I should push harder to keep my house in the country...
There's plenty of rednecks and meth-heads out in the country with no teeth! You could hang out with some and talk about grummers over some whittling. ;-)
... to WANT false teeth?!
Like seriously, I am never ever sick enough to see a doctor. I had to argue with the dentist in BC about penicillin because he couldn't believe I'd never had antibiotics. But dentists make a fucking fortune off me.
I drank milk with every meal, and water in between, until I was nearly 15. Candy and sweet things were for birthdays and Christmases. I brushed my teeth twice a day!
But I still have cavities, and abscesses, and impacted wisdom teeth, and a random tooth that never came in and is now trying to push out the one that is there. I have toothache and/or some jaw pain at least once a month or so (better than the constant agony I had for 8 months a few years ago mind you, but still...)
So... is it weird to honestly, seriously, want to have all my teeth removed and have false teeth? :rolleyes: