I am little worried, what does this guy mean he's a practicing physician?
A: I think you'll find its better with the lights off.
Begging the Question (for post slutting)
Since post count is apparently important (/smirk) I shall start the ultimate post whore thread 
. This one was, once again, shamelessly ganked from hatrack.
This is a game. Here's how it works. I'll start us off with an answer. For example:
"Just pour some club soda on it and it'll come right out."
The next poster posts the question that prompted that answer. For example:
"I chopped off my hand, there's blood everywhere, dear GOD what do I do?"
Then, the poster posts an answer of their own to keep the game going. Remember, you're not so much answering questions in this game, you are providing questions to already exsisting answers, and then writing answers to prompt new questions. Creativity is a plus, as always.
Understand?
Good, I'll start.
"Well it depends on how big they are, really."
Mai
20 years ago
Xandare
20 years ago
Q: wow! this place is a total dump!
A: so I guess fish hooks weren't the way to go after all.
A: so I guess fish hooks weren't the way to go after all.
Sarah
20 years ago
Q: Why do you think my nipple piercing still hurts?
A: Ah, hell. I did not mean to get it in your ear.
A: Ah, hell. I did not mean to get it in your ear.
ROzbeans
20 years ago
Q: I said moan in my ear not bone in my ear.
A: No, it did not taste like a latte.
A: No, it did not taste like a latte.
Mai
20 years ago
*hands you a starbucks cup I found outside* I think its a latte. What does it taste like?
A: According to the map we should be right on top of it.
A: According to the map we should be right on top of it.
Sarah
20 years ago
What happened to the mall?
A: It's small purple and near a couple of rocks.
A: It's small purple and near a couple of rocks.
Mai
20 years ago
You said you lost your bikini top on the beach? What does it look like?
A: I hear cats love it.
A: I hear cats love it.
Sarah
20 years ago
What is this dried green grassy stuff?
A: Don't touch it, it's sticky and you can't get that shit out of black.
A: Don't touch it, it's sticky and you can't get that shit out of black.
Guest
20 years ago
Q) OMG, did that baby just puke all over that table?
A) I dunno, the instructions just said to pour it on and massage lightly for desired effect.
A) I dunno, the instructions just said to pour it on and massage lightly for desired effect.
Geeii
20 years ago
Why did this cooking oil give me a rash down there?
A: You are going to get blood and juice everywhere!
A: You are going to get blood and juice everywhere!
Prosecution
20 years ago
Hey do you think that I can fit a Frog and an Orange in the blender at the same time?
A: Last time I tried that I woke up someplace strange, with a hang over and holes in my jeans at my knees.
A: Last time I tried that I woke up someplace strange, with a hang over and holes in my jeans at my knees.
Mai
20 years ago
Do you think with enough alcohol I could remember how to break dance?
A: Well, I wouldn't go swimming or operate any heavy machinery for at least 30 mins afterwards.
A: Well, I wouldn't go swimming or operate any heavy machinery for at least 30 mins afterwards.
Mileron
20 years ago
Q. I just got boinked so much my legs are like jelly. Any advice?
A. If it's melting like that, you probably did something wrong.
A. If it's melting like that, you probably did something wrong.
Rikr
20 years ago
Q: Is this the right way to masturbate a candle?
A: She said it was ok to smack her with it.
A: She said it was ok to smack her with it.
Sarah
20 years ago
Q: Why does your girlfriend have a fish-shaped bruise on her stomach?
A: Well, when I go like this it stops.
A: Well, when I go like this it stops.
Zhavric
20 years ago
Q: Is there anything you can do to get my penis to stop throbbing so much?
A: Only when the head is flush up against the cervix.
A: Only when the head is flush up against the cervix.
Guest
20 years ago
Q) Will my baby come out with a cone head? (I only know this because it happened to my son, and it just so happens that what Zhavric said is why lol)
A) Well, its small, and its brown, but I dont think its a milk dud.. (Must tell story about that one later, lets see what someone comes up with lmao.)
A) Well, its small, and its brown, but I dont think its a milk dud.. (Must tell story about that one later, lets see what someone comes up with lmao.)
Zhavric
20 years ago
Q: *in little kid voice* Mommy, mommy! Can I eat the rest of these milk duds? I already at five...
A: There are no centipedes in my vagina.
A: There are no centipedes in my vagina.
Gilae
20 years ago
Q: I'm missing my centipedes. Let's be honest here, have you looked EVERYWHERE?
A: Wow, that was easier then what I was doing before!
A: Wow, that was easier then what I was doing before!
Rasberry
20 years ago
Q. Have you tried pressing the on button?
A. Ya know, Panda Bears dont taste endangered.
A. Ya know, Panda Bears dont taste endangered.