Begging the Question (for post slutting)

Since post count is apparently important (/smirk) I shall start the ultimate post whore thread . This one was, once again, shamelessly ganked from hatrack.

This is a game. Here's how it works. I'll start us off with an answer. For example:

"Just pour some club soda on it and it'll come right out."

The next poster posts the question that prompted that answer. For example:

"I chopped off my hand, there's blood everywhere, dear GOD what do I do?"

Then, the poster posts an answer of their own to keep the game going. Remember, you're not so much answering questions in this game, you are providing questions to already exsisting answers, and then writing answers to prompt new questions. Creativity is a plus, as always.

Understand?

Good, I'll start.

"Well it depends on how big they are, really."