What's for dinner, dear?
A: Dorothy and Toto will do it!
Begging the Question (for post slutting)
Since post count is apparently important (/smirk) I shall start the ultimate post whore thread 
. This one was, once again, shamelessly ganked from hatrack.
This is a game. Here's how it works. I'll start us off with an answer. For example:
"Just pour some club soda on it and it'll come right out."
The next poster posts the question that prompted that answer. For example:
"I chopped off my hand, there's blood everywhere, dear GOD what do I do?"
Then, the poster posts an answer of their own to keep the game going. Remember, you're not so much answering questions in this game, you are providing questions to already exsisting answers, and then writing answers to prompt new questions. Creativity is a plus, as always.
Understand?
Good, I'll start.
"Well it depends on how big they are, really."
immy
19 years ago
Sarah
19 years ago
Ok who wants to try my new "fruit punch" receipe?
A: Right, moving it like that is bad.
A: Right, moving it like that is bad.
Mileron
19 years ago
Q. It hurts when I twist it like that.
A. I didn't know wax could do that.
A. I didn't know wax could do that.
Gilae
19 years ago
Q: Why can't I hear anything?
A: They're only going to make us walk down one floor this time.
A: They're only going to make us walk down one floor this time.
Banbin
19 years ago
Q: Do we have to walk all the way down the Sears tower again?
A: I don't know, it's been purple and pussy for a week.
A: I don't know, it's been purple and pussy for a week.
immy
19 years ago
Banbin, why are you buying Preperation H? Is something wrong with your ass?
A: No! Then I put one whole hand in!
A: No! Then I put one whole hand in!
Mai
19 years ago
Q: So you would still take just one cookie if there was no one to catch you in the cookie jar?
A: I am pretty sure using a duck like that is illegal.
A: I am pretty sure using a duck like that is illegal.
Guest
19 years ago
Q- Hey youve heard of tying a string to a June beetle, right? Think I could attach a leash to this duck and get the same effect?
A -No I prefer cotton to lace, actually.
A -No I prefer cotton to lace, actually.
Mai
19 years ago
Q: Do you like to accessorize your leather bondage gear with lace accents?
A: Don't worry..its quick drying.
A: Don't worry..its quick drying.
Temprah
19 years ago
(I appologize in advance.. I am the least funny person imaginable...)
Q : What do I do about the liquid latex he spilled on the dog?
A : Vanilla ice cream
Q : What do I do about the liquid latex he spilled on the dog?
A : Vanilla ice cream
Rikr
19 years ago
Q: The end of my wee wee burns when I pee. What should I put on it?
A: Only if the milkman doesn't find out.
A: Only if the milkman doesn't find out.
immy
19 years ago
You think anyone will turn us in for slaughtering these cows?
A: One burbon, one scotch and one beer.
A: One burbon, one scotch and one beer.
Sarah
19 years ago
Q: What does it take to get Kayt drunk?
A: No, really it's supposed to smell like that.
A: No, really it's supposed to smell like that.
Mai
19 years ago
Q; That guy's cologne smells like day old road kill, that can't possibly be how they sold it, right?
A: You can try but it would be about as bright as bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower.
A: You can try but it would be about as bright as bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower.
immy
19 years ago
You think I should go in there and bitch slap that orangutan?
A: Curdled milk in the morning.
A: Curdled milk in the morning.
Sarah
19 years ago
Q: What is the sign of evil afoot?
A: Red, green and a little orange if you're feeling frisky.
A: Red, green and a little orange if you're feeling frisky.
Rikr
19 years ago
Q: What colors would you use to describe that pool of vomit?
A: She said hi to me, and I was like Fo' Sheezie, baby!
A: She said hi to me, and I was like Fo' Sheezie, baby!
immy
19 years ago
That lady just called you a retarded monkey boy, what did you say to her?
A: The alphabet, duh!
A: The alphabet, duh!
Sarah
19 years ago
Q: What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see a pretty woman?
A: Then you put the left one in.
A: Then you put the left one in.
Mai
19 years ago
Q: How does the Hokey Pokey go again?
A: I learned it from the animal channel.
A: I learned it from the animal channel.