Things that make you say WTF WERE YOU THINKING??
I seriously have to ask, is having your polo shirt collar UP considered fashionable now? I see these dumb 20's something fuckers wearing their collars like that and I want to pull them aside.
'Dude...whoever told you that looked good...LIED.'
I mean seriously? I almost said something to one guy, he fucking looked like Elvis with the fucking collar ALL the way up.
Another thing, I'm getting back in my car after stopping by the corner gas station to get some coffee right and this girl walks by my car. I about drop my coffee. She's wearing one of those cute half shirts and hipster pants.
ONLY SHE WEIGHS ABOUT 250lbs.
The good lord made me curvy and I'm a black man's wet dream and all, but I don't walk around in shit that is too tight for me.
I don't get fashion these days. I'll take nice blue jeans that are clean over some of the shit out there. And seriously, it's not flare, it's fucking bell bottoms. LIES! /stabs own eye
if you're going to wear it, have some common sense.
The good lord made me curvy and I'm a black man's wet dream and all, but I don't walk around in shit that is too tight for me.
Always hating on the honkey's :bag
That av makes me laugh...over and over...
/bitchslap.
"Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it."
I was at the mall today and I swear to you a woman bigger than I am, was wearing her chemise that she had slept in with out a bra over a pair of jeans, and tightly clutching the hand of her tiny stick daughter, followed by a woman who was a few inches taller and about the same size around in a sleevless shirt and no fucking bra.
It took everything I had not to stare open mouthed at them. I mean, you could atleast take off your pajamas and put on a damn bra before leaving the house.
I'm sorry but 46 DD does not look good braless...no that only applies to 32B, thanks.
/shudder
it's not flare, it's fucking bell bottoms.
Yeah, well, bangs are called a fringe now. We can't use the same stupid names forever. I think, though, that flared pants are not as huge as true bell bottoms. I don't know what you'd call those huge pants with the parachute-sized legs though.
Men wearing tight girl pants. = x
Extremely skinny and girly men, with long, shaggy, jet black dyed hair. I see them wandering around the mall or somewhere and I start wondering how many of them I could fight at once. Kind of like the "how many toddlers would it take to take you down?" question except this number is probably higher. I have seriously never seen a bigger bunch of douchebags in my like.
Bell bottom oh sorry flaired pants don't bug me much , guess I always been a hippy baby in some way as well as the high collars, but!! some people just can not pull it off and should be advised of such IMHO! lol
On another note..
I see chubby girls all the damn time with their donelaps hanging out.. Seriously do they honestly think that looks good?.... they aren't like 200+ pounds (tho some are) but their budge is friggin huge and those low riders dont help hide the fact. Even when I was thinner I hardly wore stuff that showed my tummy cuz of my little pudge . always felt it was HUGE even thos it wasn't ... I guess some of us are just blessed with modesty THANK THE GODS!!
and DAMMIT! I just got a boob reduction and I dont give a flying fuck! I'ma run around with no bra on as soon as I am finished healing cuz my shits big and preky!! whoop whoop whopp!! ok jk I wont go public cept maybe summr when I can wear the cute backless shirts >P
On the other hand .. floppy bobbies that bouce up and slap ya in the face if you have to jog across the street . should never be out of boulder holders in public unless they are shoved into a tight sexah corset! ;)
what i can't get enough of, is the pean bole walking next to the sack of flour. both wearing the same type clothing, usually LOW(hi pubes) cut jeans, and a shirt that is designed to show a little bit of belly.
in bean poles case, its alright.. in sack of flours case. it nearly invokes my gag reflex and i almost forget the staring rule.
im not saying i dress great or whatever. I wear regular long & lean size 8s from GAP (tall) and a_red_or_black_tanktop_01. always bra'd. on more gothy mood-days, its a black/purple corset with black pants.
may not be mainstream but at least my jelly donuts arent hanging out for everyone and their momma to see =x
i like curves just as much as the next guy, but i dont like LUMPS and LUMPS of LARD
(hi pubes)
This made me LOL.
going into the BX today I saw this chick with a nice thick coat on, scarf (ya knos cuz its cold and been snowing here right ...) then BAM!! "dimple legs" and CFM shorts on .... wtf?!? then to top it all off shes wearing those boots that look like 60's shag carpets they stole from the salvation army ... seriously .. wtf /boggle