Whats your battle cry?

Battle Cry


Sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Lessa! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond capacity, and then some!"


Slovman 17 years ago
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printing amidst the candy store, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Slovman! And he gives a mighty bellow:


"I'm going to flog you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

Mileron 17 years ago
Who is that, stalking amidst the steppes! It is Mileron, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows homicidally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"






haha. quite funny.
Den 17 years ago
Rampaging across the mountains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Shay! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!!"
Rikr 17 years ago
Prowling over the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Rikr! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares!"


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Skulking along the wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Don! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"
ROzbeans 17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Roz, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

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Sarah 17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"
Merreck 17 years ago
Prowling across the cliffs, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lauren! And she gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to pound you so utterly, your timbers will shiver!!!"

Laschae 17 years ago
Running across the tarmac, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Laschae! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!!"
Beli 17 years ago
Skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Beli! And she gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to flog you into the danger zone, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
Darsa 17 years ago
Striding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"
Eve 17 years ago

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eve, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to all I see like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Sergon 17 years ago
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"


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ROzbeans 17 years ago
I AM ROLLING! This is the best site ever!
Lessa 17 years ago
I know.. I keep having to go back and stick names of friends in it.. or other names I use..:

Stalking amidst the desert, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Lulerianiel! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"



You actually get a different result if you use caps or not..




Vex 17 years ago
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What Is Your Battle Cry?
Striding on the steppes, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Vexiphne! And she gives a mighty scream:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!"
Eve 17 years ago
*still laughing about Vex's* She had to post that after I showed her or I'd have done it for her *giggles some more*
Sabby 17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, striding on the tarmac! It is Sabby, hands clutching a thorned whip! She howls homicidally:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"


-------------- ROFL over Vex's
Sabby 17 years ago
Played with others names too...

Who is that, running through the tundra! It is Rozbeans, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

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My daughter: (OMG)
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Christien, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!"
ROzbeans 17 years ago
"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

That's what I'm talking about!
Verity 17 years ago
Skulking out of the wasteland, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Verity! And she gives a low cry:
"I'm going to beat you until you bleed puke, and launch you into deep space!!"