Whats your battle cry?
Sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Lessa! And she gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond capacity, and then some!"

Slovman
17 years ago
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Mileron
17 years ago
Who is that, stalking amidst the steppes! It is Mileron, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows homicidally:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
haha. quite funny.
"By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
haha. quite funny.
Den
17 years ago
Rampaging across the mountains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Shay! And she gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!!"
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!!"

Rikr
17 years ago
P rowling over the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Rikr! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares!"
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S kulking along the wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Don! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"
"I'm going to bludgeon you into the stuff of nightmares!"
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"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

ROzbeans
17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Roz, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"
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"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"


Sarah
17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"
"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"

Merreck
17 years ago
Prowling across the cliffs, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lauren! And she gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to pound you so utterly, your timbers will shiver!!!"
"I'm going to pound you so utterly, your timbers will shiver!!!"


Laschae
17 years ago
R unning across the tarmac, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Laschae! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!!"
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!!"


Beli
17 years ago
S kulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Beli! And she gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to flog you into the danger zone, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
"I'm going to flog you into the danger zone, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

Darsa
17 years ago
S triding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"
"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

Eve
17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eve, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally:
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eve, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to all I see like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Sergon
17 years ago
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"
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ROzbeans
17 years ago
I AM ROLLING! This is the best site ever!

Lessa
17 years ago
I know.. I keep having to go back and stick names of friends in it.. or other names I use..:
Stalking amidst the desert, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Lulerianiel! And she gives a vengeful howl:
Stalking amidst the desert, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Lulerianiel! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"
You actually get a different result if you use caps or not..

Vex
17 years ago
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What Is Your Battle Cry?
S triding on the steppes, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Vexiphne! And she gives a mighty scream:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!"
What Is Your Battle Cry?
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!"

Eve
17 years ago
*still laughing about Vex's* She had to post that after I showed her or I'd have done it for her *giggles some more*

Sabby
17 years ago
Zang! Who is that, striding on the tarmac! It is Sabby, hands clutching a thorned whip! She howls homicidally:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"
-------------- ROFL over Vex's
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"
-------------- ROFL over Vex's

Sabby
17 years ago
Played with others names too...
Who is that, running through the tundra! It is Rozbeans, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
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My daughter: (OMG)
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Christien, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!"
Who is that, running through the tundra! It is Rozbeans, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
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My daughter: (OMG)
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Christien, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

ROzbeans
17 years ago
"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!

Verity
17 years ago
S kulking out of the wasteland, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Verity! And she gives a low cry:
"I'm going to beat you until you bleed puke, and launch you into deep space!!"
"I'm going to beat you until you bleed puke, and launch you into deep space!!"