Whats your battle cry?

Who is that, stalking over the wasteland! It is MoonLily, hands clutching a meaty axe! She cries gutterally:
"I'm going to pummel you in such an unsafe manner, you'll age fifty years!!!"
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and my daughter's
Lo! Who is that, running out of the fields! It is Samantha, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you until you're a parapalegic, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
(as she's two, I'm even more worried O.o )

ROFLMAO I haven't played with this since EQ1 days lol

Did a few of my main character names too for the hell of it =)

My WoW Rogue:
Running through the tarmac, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Adienei! And she gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm seriously going to smack you until time and space have no meaning!!"

MY WoW Mage.
Striding amidst the candy store, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Mortianna! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm going to brutalize you faster than the speed of sound, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

MNY EQ2 Fae~!
Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Midknyte, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries apocalyptically:
"I'm going to spank you like a first grade teacher!"

My real name~
Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Krista, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts ominously:
"I'm going to flog you into a new dimension of pain, and trade you for a candy bar!"


How fitting is that, one of my favorite sayings is "I'll flog you"
.. lol made me giggle when The last came up hehe

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the tarmac! It is Jetamio, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She bellows gutterally:
"I'm going to torment you beyond capacity, and then some!!"

Sprinting along the steppes, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Onimi! And he gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to beat you until you turn magenta!"

very interesting.... lol

Kharnage:
Running through the steppes, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Kharnage! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to spank you backwards in time, and launch you into deep space!!"

Lord Osyrus:
Zang! Who is that, skulking over the tundra! It is Lord Osyrus, hands clutching a meaty axe! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to fuck you until Western Civilization implodes, then bake cookies!"

but he is a Blaster.....

Sprinting over the icy wasteland, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Billie! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to beat you until there are no limbs left to break!!!"

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is Wystro, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to contort you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"

Striding out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Eric! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you until you deflate!!!"

I told this to Lunna who said she had an image of a doll flying away like a balloon...rofl

ROFL I like that one too lol

Hark! Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Xandare, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to torment you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

Main - EQ2 WoodElf Fury

Rampaging through the wasteland, clutching a thorned whip, cometh FyreGarnett! And she gives a low cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh with reckless abandon!"

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Alt1 - EQ2 Fae Fury

Prowling through the wasteland, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Pukka! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"In the name of malice, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

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Alt2 - EQ2 Half-Elf Warden

Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the fields! It is RayneWalker, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She bellows vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"

oh dear....

Rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Four Winds! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

I'm not sure if I like the goo flowing from my veins, but hey!

hahaha... OK..!

Celeste De'Espionne :
Running through the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Celeste De'Espionne! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to hump you into the danger zone, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!"

Amberelle De'Espionne :
Stalking through the wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Amberelle DeEspionne! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!!!"

Apparently the wastelands are De'Espionne territory so one should be cautious =)

and buzzsaw hand extensions would be your weapon of choice *nod*

this would be a hilarious exchange.. btw

omg - don't even think that!!! can you just imagine... the whole darn thing would be so NSFW, it could just make the Fucking Fairies seem G-rated!!!

Zang! Who is that, running on the fields! It is Shiyla, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until you are tax-deductible, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Rampaging through the cliffs, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Kindal! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"

kinky imo

So far only Wystro has a vorpal blade... thats kinda hawt.

I'm all for a battle cry exchange!


Oh, my battle cry...

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Tamaelia, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!"

Running out of the plains, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Mai! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to clobber you until you are hot and bothered!!"

Sorry, I stole Wystro's vorpal blade.