Say Anything.
'Say Anything' is a John Cusak/Cameron Crowe 1989 teen flick. ' A noble underachiever and a beautiful valedictorian fall in love the summer before she goes off to college.' This is actually not what this thread is about, but the message is the same.
Actually no it isn't, I just like imdb.com and the title sounded interesting. /snort
This is not necessarily a vent thread - far from it. This is about saying anything - weather, the bird outside your work window, the fundamental differences between Mormons and catholics, how Law and Order Criminal Intent doesn't get the props it deserves, that I always forget whether it's 'it's' or 'its', that my daughter has a beautiful smile and the first guy that breaks her heart - I'm breaking his knees...it's about anything.
So, say anything.
"I'll get in tomorrow when it's warmer."
"It won't be warmer - it's the fucking ocean!"
Some drunk, and I mean DRA-UNK, ass couple came over and started talking to us down in the hotel bar. I know dude was drunk because he thought I was 22 (I'm 37) and nailed Vex's age at 28. Seriously? Them drunk goggles were fucking turrible if he thought SHE looked older than I did. O_o He also asked if we were lesbians to which Vex replied, "No."
I said, "We're not?"
"Oh, are we this weekend?"
"Yes, we are this weekend."
Dude's wife came over and talked to Vex about food for like 15 mins, then about 20 mins later they got 86'd the fuck out of there for being belligerent to the waitress and then the manager. They had to physically fight her for her bud light bottle lol. We saw chick the next day before our massage and she looked ROUGH. She didn't even recognize us lol.
Saturday we had a crappy breakfast and then...wait what did we do? OH we went horse back riding and then hobbled back to the hotel for our 2 hour massage. Was it worth 160? No. Was it fucking awesome and did I fall asleep and start snoring, scaring the shit out of Vex, while wrapped up in our warm blanket burritos covered with mud? Yes, yes I did.
I'd like to take this moment to say, if someone had told me 10 years ago I'd see this much nekkid Vexness, I would have laughed.
We walked up and down the beach in search of man meat to look at, instead we saw a REALLY fat guy on a small scooter. Couldn't get a good picture though =/ We hit the town bar 'Porthole Pub' and listened to some outrageously bad karaoke and some Capital One commercial looking local yokel get all pissed about some tourist using vinegar on his fries. Vinegar guy was sitting right next to me and you damn right I got my phone out, ready to youtube that shit. No fight though.
We hit the casino after that and Vex sucks, losing her money quicker than I did lol. Granted we only agreed to spend 20 a piece and after that was gone, I thanked the smoking fuckers blowing their nastiness in my face and we left the table. It was fun as hell though, won't lie =D
First time in 10 years I've been by myself (aside from 2 business trips when I lived in Alaska) and it was so weird not to have the kids with me. We had SO much fun. My mother did ask me if I thought we'd still be friends after spending 72 hours together. I am happy to report that even though Vex and I started off as internet friends, we managed real life just fine lol.
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It never crossed my mind it would be awkward. I've known you longer than I've known anyone else besides my immediate family lol.
I'm so glad you moved to the NW, Vex, even though I'm moving at the end of the year. We're planning on her and her bf coming to stay with us and the kids and I taking the train to go visit them again before the end of the year. Plus Hawaii in 5, yo!!