Say Anything.

Perhaps you can turn your brilliant mind to the task of calculating the volume of space contained within my house, and the comparative size of a mosquito. Then consider the fact that you don't feel the bite until the motherfucker is flying away, and try to imagine identifying the mosquito in three-dimensional space against a backdrop of laptop monitors, Rubik's cubes, desktop monitors, Robotech DVD boxes, empty CD covers, and the whole rest of the house located beyond the visual confines of my desk area. Then, fuck right off. Cheers!



GOOD LUCK LOCATING THE MOSQUITO, DICKHEADS!

And no, I don't maximize my browser, or any other window except fullscreen applications. Deal with it.



Proof of the damage the Culicidae forces have wrought.

I'll imagine three whores and a dwarf if you want but I can still kill a goddamn mosquito

GNOME

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*offers a bug bomb and a can of bug spray*

Maybe hang some fly paper around too.. and dump bleach into any puddle outside that may be breeding them.. that'll teach em.

Mosquitos are ninjas.

Just smack them. I kill them by the thousands. If you wear a shirt you can feel it when they "bite" through the shirt

What about through a raw silk pimp robe? Can you feel it through that?

I think whatever they use to numb you doesn't work through the cloth so my guess is your fancy silkness would also work

I skipped my 20 year reunion this weekend, but there's been a couple pictures posted. Wow, I have never seen so much spanx (I would have worn mine, yo!) and wrinkles in my life. Some of those yahoos look OLDER than 40. What the hell happened?

Too much sunbeds? lol

I occasionally see people I went to school with that look older than 40 already

Uhm....I just had an accident with hair dye...my hair is orange I tell you, ORANGE!!!

There's one guy that, really the last time I saw him, he was 17 that looks like utter shit. Wearing flip flops with dress pants and something that appears to be a shirt - some hard living by that dude. Then I look at some of these girls who, oh my god, look like the old broads I see at the commissary or at the dentist office. It's like - ok, we're 38ish, but god dang! I just never see myself like that. I don't look at Veb (who graduated with me) like he's almost 40, either. Granted we don't drink hard or play harder, but kids tear you up, but we're fairing it ok. lol I dunno, just weird.

I think I look about my age.. people stopped asking me if my mom was home about the time I turned 30.

Wear sunscreen! Personally, I think sun damage more than anything contributes to our visible wear and tear.

Yeah, you should see some of the tan women here (Florida). When they reach their 40s their skin starts to look like old leather. Gross.

Studying computer science is also a pretty good way to prevent sun damage.

After closing at work last friday me and a friend went to eat. I work in downtown detroit in an area called Greek Town so usually places are open at 3 am when we leave work. Everything was packed so we went to The Golden Fleece where we interacted with humourous drunks. We both ordered chicken tenders, this is prob our biggest mistake but neither of us eat lamb or eggplant and we just wanted something quick because we were starving. The workers must have thought we were also drunk because we were served this :


Cost: 5.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard when he set it down I almost cried. I know everything is more expsensive DownTown but holy fuck theres barely 2 chicken tenders there! and one looks like a vagina!

The drunks next to use aptly called it the Vagina Tender and began yelling they love the VT.

Our experimenting in finding something decent to eat after work has been 2 fails so far.


*edit: picture is blurry because of laughter*

They look burnt too..

I tend to try to stay indoors.. or else do my outside chores early in the morning or late afternoon. I have no problem with having a pale complexion or no tan, lol.

That's exactly why it's so expensive - that kind of action doesn't come cheap!


As an aside, in the first instant I saw the picture, I honestly thought it was a picture of shit. I guess that kinda stuck in my head, because I then misread

as The Golden Feces.