Say Anything.
'Say Anything' is a John Cusak/Cameron Crowe 1989 teen flick. ' A noble underachiever and a beautiful valedictorian fall in love the summer before she goes off to college.' This is actually not what this thread is about, but the message is the same.
Actually no it isn't, I just like imdb.com and the title sounded interesting. /snort
This is not necessarily a vent thread - far from it. This is about saying anything - weather, the bird outside your work window, the fundamental differences between Mormons and catholics, how Law and Order Criminal Intent doesn't get the props it deserves, that I always forget whether it's 'it's' or 'its', that my daughter has a beautiful smile and the first guy that breaks her heart - I'm breaking his knees...it's about anything.
So, say anything.
I say we strap your ass in front of a computer and make you play EQ while force feeding you cheeseburgers.
edit: Wait lol, I forgot to put the part where I'm serious. I think it's awesome that you're doing so well with all of it, Roz. GOOD JOB, TIGER!!
Notice that what you say in quotes is a lot more crazy than what I say in quotes in my hypothetical quote world
Oh...the man meat.
Honestly, I kept asking myself why I've avoided the gym, all these years, when there is so much god damn eye candy just waiting for me to stare at. I've been working out straight since....April, I think? Lost 60lbs, the gramma wings on my arms, I can actually SEE my ankles and the muscles in my thighs and arms. Granted I can't do a sit up, but I have a neck again. Jesus I'm almost forty - I don't want to end up sitting on EQ, hitting on 20 somethings with cankles and swollen legs. I'd rather look at them sweat while I get off on an adrenaline high from running next to them.
Gotta start off small. Took me a million years just to start going to the gym and actually KEEP going. I love it. A LOT. It's so weird.
I just got a gym membership because the kid wanted to take yoga classes and I said I'd go with her. I mostly go to the gym for fun and stress reduction, since I do most of my real cardio stuff at home, but I enjoy it even though it has made me aware of my spaghetti noodle arms.
The gym has a huge rock climbing wall and a pool. I have not yet braved the rock climbing wall but the pool is nice.
I started bike riding this year. OMG what a rush. Sure, it hurt like a mofo after the first four miles, but I was up to 4 miles in 25 minutes without feeling like my lungs were going to hump my nose through my ass. It also made a visible difference in the leg muscles that I still have - could actually see the definition start to come back.
And then the bike disappeared into the midst of the shithole that is my shed, supposedly; I think it was misappropriated because someone didn't like me riding the bike every chance I got. But that's the pessimist in me talking.
Re: Runners addiction - The lead cleric in the sole raiding guild I was in on EQ said that he had gone from 250+ to under 170 just by running daily (well, he started by walking) and was up to a 10 mile run in the mornings just so he could feel like he accomplished something.
Despite my reputation as a bloated, forest-dwelling sex offender who subsists on a diet of jelly beans and malt liquor, I'm actually really into running. In my early twenties I noticed my body had begun to take on the "computer guy" shape:
Watching myself slowly becoming something resembling an overweight Tyrannosaur, one day I just I "Forrest-gumped" it and started running. Since then I've done a bunch of marathons, one half-ironman, a couple sprint triathlons, and a variety of 10ks, 5ks, and other races.
I know a girl in Seattle who also started running as exercise, and ended up running marathons. She's one of those people who wakes up every day at 4am just to go jog a couple of miles for "fun". O_o
I know a girl in Seattle who also started running as exercise, and ended up running marathons. She's one of those people who wakes up every day at 4am just to go jog a couple of miles for "fun". O_o
My second oldest brother is like that. He just started running and biking one day, and now he takes part in every Iron Man competition he can get to. Also, he's a fucking awesome brother.
<---such a pansy
I have nice shoes with the insoles that you put in the oven and shape to your feet. I quit smoking 5 years ago so I can breathe lots and lots. I have access to several different quality running surfaces; I live near a school and a community college and can use their outdoor facilities like their track and their cross country route. But if I try to run, I can expect my knees and hips to hurt for a good week - more if I don't ice up afterward. I'm only 31!
I maintain that I am just a delicate flower who cannot suffer such harsh treatment, but I do wonder if I could do anything to help myself in this area. It would be nice to enjoy my good cardio health for fun stuff like running around outside.
I just use the ghetto sketcher running shoe which is going well so far. No pain or blisters.
It was kinda sunny this morning, followed by heavy clouds, and it's been raining for almost the last hour, pretty steadily.
Our hatches are battened down, the cars have been moved away from the dead tree, outdoor furniture etc (esp my brother's motorcycle) have been parked as safely as we can manage.
Probably not a chance for me to visit m'Lady tonight. Thankfully her store in Atlantic City is closed indefinitely.
My manager sent us an email on Thursday. "Due to the pending hurricane for the East Coast, you all have my permission to work from home."
FUCK HIM. If there's damage in my area, my ass is staying home and not doing a damn thing.
Apparently there is something else wrong with me too but I don't know what, going back to the doctor today to see if they can figure it out.
I feel like crap and I just want to go to bed til it all goes away.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 22-year-old Alaska woman said on Wednesday she punched a black bear in the face to save her small dog from being carried off and possibly eaten.
I had no idea bears were such sissies. The article says the dog, a dachshund, chases bears. WTF?
