Vex, I seriously had to leave my office so people wouldn't hear me laughing hysterically. I had tears streaming down my face from looking at that fat, obnoxious, irritated fairy on my screen. It's PERFECT. I love that you didn't play it safe, that you really milked the "fucking fairy" theme for all it was worth. I've gotten a lot of wonderful gifts in the past, but I can truly say this is the most obnoxious one I've ever gotten and I'm just giddy, giddy, giddy over it!! You can almost hear the gasps of revulsion when other people see my sig!
Thanks again, you pwn hardcore!!