Say Anything.

Stomach was freaked out again this morning. Woke me up over a half hour early.

Then I get into the office and have to go again, except I can't use my "usual" stall because there's shit on the toilet seat.

So I go into the other stall, and find dozens of new nose goblins hanging out on the wall.

I've heard some pretty bad stories from the women in the office about the state of the womens' bathroom, but ffs guys...

That's one of life's great mysteries.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/04/500-more-redwing-blackbirds-found-dead-in-louisiana/?ncid=webmail

More dead birds, this time in Louisiana. Reading this one, it says they are blaming the CoD of the ones in Arkansas on blunt force trauma, likely caused by the birds flying into buildings after being startled by fireworks. I thought whoever mentioned that earlier was joking LoL That's just fuckin' ridiculous!

Well if its because of fireworks...why does it not happen every year? Every January, July, November, there'd be dead birds dropping from the sky. That's a retarded excuse imo, if they don't know they should just say they don't know!

I have a fuckton of Ikea furniture.

http://www.thisismykea.com/

I'm kind of in lurve.

lol

Hello, Ikea friend. This looks awesome!



Don't u want 2 believe? (P.S. That's my cousin's friend!)

I want Ikea furniture just so I can have bad ass prints on it!
I'm in <3 witht he butterfly bed/dresser. It is as if I could fall into a cloud each night and be whisked away by things of flight.
/jealous

first day of college...snowed...closed lol

Woohooo! I posted my very first print on Etsy --> my print

that is just .... well not sure of the words to describe. I love it. Your skill is just amazing. Great job. bowing at the feet of greatness. :)

That's awesome I posted it on my facebook so every one I know can bask in your awesomeness!!

Four words of horror: Chocolate post-nasal drip.

Dear Fortune 100 Marketing Specialist,

Stop using terrible slang in your emails to 'disarm' your condescending words. It doesn't work, and its really hard for me to bite my tongue and keep a civil relationship between us. You don't even have room to be condescending because I outrank you.

Don't tell me our priorities aren't in sync, especially because YOU felt it pertinent to leave me out of the loop for several weeks. "Too many cooks" and all that. What about the chef? You gonna keep the chef out of the loop? Last time I checked, I was the one that built the entire site... and will continue working on the site once you're done with your voodoo.

So when I tell you that this is what we're doing - its what we're doing. Until you get some certifications, just spare your two cents on the importance of programming issues. You're probably wrong and just going to embarrass yourself.

Just keepin' it real,
kat

Ammmmmg Ashni!!

Vex, you are completely awesome! I always knew that, but now I know in addition never to cross you =)

Haha. Man it took awhile to get the chafe off my ass about that. I am sick of working with dude >.> he's so rude and disrespectful lol.

Friend showed me this, thought it was a good laugh

[video=youtube;jsQX1ynUB6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsQX1ynUB6U[/video]

The way she's gesturing and the facial expressions she's making reminds me of Marlon Brando playing Don Corleone for some reason.

PS: I hate babies. They are scary.
PPS: I also hate birds. They are scary, too.

The birds dropping dead all over the world all mysteriously must make you happy then =D