Say Anything.

Hooray for finding a good doctor to listen and double hooray for SA!

First day of summer and Kami is in the hospital. She got something, we dunno what, but she was throwing up and crapping out blood. She's staying there over night while I sit here feeling useless. Waiting on Erik to call to see if there is any news.

That's very scary! I hope she feels better soon :(.

Oh no =/ We're thinking of you and yours, Laschae /hug

So I'm sitting here last night busting Lessa balls and I hear a bunch of noises outside. I look o ut my window and see a teenager crossing the street and go well wtf go to bed kid. Some loud talking and car tires squeeling after a minute or two...20 minutes later Erik comes home and I get a clear shot of across the street. Some douchebag kids vandalized the teenager across the streets truck and wrote a bunch of homophobic and racist words all over the truck. Sent Erik over to wake the kid across the street up but he wouldn't get up so we called the police and had a nice little chat with the cops.

What a NIGHT!!

Kami is still at the hospital but she's feeling better. No idea when she will be home but she sounds ok.

Hopefully they figure out why/how she got dehydrated so fast so it doesn't happen again!

They think it's this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campylobacteriosis some water borne crud. Erik wants to bring her home and said he was going to try and get them to release her today. She feels better now.

Lets see how many people I can get to de-friend to me on other Facebook account. "I'm learning everyday that everything wrong with the United States is due to Obama. Who knew one black man could cause so much problems? I'll have to talk to my father-in-law about that when I get home in three weeks."

Lets see if that draws anyone out.

Well that's sort of unfair. There are plenty of people to share the blame! In fact I blame them all they are fuckers.

^

I'm trying to think of the best response - he's already got our idiot friends replying to that status. Actually, they're just idiots, not friends anymore, but that's by their choice not ours. OMG, that's a long ass story that will just give me a migraine if I think it out.

Is the plan to cross-reference the two accounts and remove all the unique entries? Either Vebran has a sublime sense of irony, or he's, uh, crazy (no offense to the Obama haters out there). Since he's married to Roz, it must be... well... it could be either, who knows. Either way, I laughed! I usually disapprove of trolling maneuvers, but when it's done through your own Facebook status, it gives it that special je ne sais quois. Well done, sir.

That Mike account is his fake account he's using for our high school reunion this summer. It's our 20th and we're getting spammed with friend invites from people we weren't even friends with just so they can have the most FB friends. I'm sure someone is making an award for just that thing. Let me just add I just about fucking hate everyone we went to school with, and the closer we get to the reunion date, the angrier I get that I was forced to graduate with a bunch of fucktards. I talk to the people I was friends with in school already, I don't need more obscure friends hyped up about being 20 years older, and considerably fatter, than in high school.

His real account is Michael - with about 30 friends. His Mike one? At least 150. So he's poking a stick at the conservative fucktards who have already replied to that status. One guy used to be Mike's best friend, but found religion and had the nerve to judge us on how we were raising Catherine after we drove 500 miles to visit him in the middle of FUCKING IDAHO. I didn't even get out of the car to use the bathroom for fear my brownness would incite a god damn riot. Suddenly he's all church going with 800 fucking kids and judging us for taking our daughter to Disneyland? Really?

Long story short - it's not his real account.

Oh and that other guy? Fucking tried to date me before I started dating Mike. Came to my fucking house, interrupted my favorite dinner, just so he could suck up to my mother and talk in her native language. I refused to date the fucking idiot and he eventually stopped hanging around. Ended up marrying a girl I knew from like the 5th grade, treated her like shit, had 2 kids, then married another girl - a huge black woman, weirdly enough - the week of our 10th reunion. SEE THESE ARE THE FUCKING PEOPLE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH.

I think that's just people in general!

I knew about the two FB account thing from it being mentioned somewhere else... here? There? Dunno! It allows for some interesting social experiments, though. Create two accounts, friend request all the same people (yes, I know, bear with me), make far left statements on one, make far right statements on the other, cross-reference the two, and all the duplicates are either 1.) real friends 2.) not paying attention to you 3.) bored. Delete everyone else. Neat!

You know how Veb is - he's extremely quiet and picks his friends carefully. The fact that the Eric guy turned on us the way he did really hurt Mike, so he enjoys fucking with him, poking that stick at the morons whether they're left or right. He's not a liberal, not by any means, but I laughed my ass off when I read the status.

Someone needs to post "anyone that disagrees with Obama is clearly racist" as a followup - that will get it going

I'm tempted to post, 'good thing our kids look white, huh babe'. /snicker

Disneyland: a bastion of unmitigated evil and depravity.

It's fun as hell if you know where to stay, bring your own food, and don't go during peak times. First in line, no crowds, and chirros up to your elbows!