Say Anything.

Omigod, a girl kissed me!

*buys a whole bunch of pregnancy testing kits*

:rofl Hey you! Long time no see ;)

*waves to all*

How is everyone on this quiet sunday?

Just got home from my girlfriend's house and am waiting in line to brush my teeth so I can go to church.

Someone had sex last night. :makeout

Nope.

What? That sucks =(

You may need em with whatevers in the air on this forum... hehe

*huggles Wystro* how you doing John?

I'm doing pretty well! *hugs Lessa*

Life overall is nice, and I think that I may actually make art this year! How goes it with you?

ooh Id love to see something new from you!

Im hot and miss central AC , and we got two puppies this week! I need to get some pics and post them sometime, Toby is adorable.. and the other one I havent decided if I like or not yet ><

I sent you a PM of my super-secret project!

:ziplip

Thank you hun! Gorgeous!

So, like... Filipino views on sexuality are pretty weird. Yes, I realize that America's are fucked up in that we're considered pretty uptight by most of the world, but seriously. Porn is contraband. I noticed the distinct lack of adult magazines while laughing at an American teenager who asked me to buy him a Playboy. I found out later that anything "worse" than Playboy is illegal. Most forms of contraception are pretty much unavailable. I'm used to seeing condoms all over the damn place in the states, but even pharmacies here don't carry them.

OK, big deal, right? So they're even more uptight than the USA?

Well, here's the thing. As much as they don't want people watching porn or having premarital sex, they're always showcasing women wearing almost nothing and acting like fuck dolls. Seriously, go look up Wowowee! or the Filipino version of The Singing Bee. The original Singing Bee didn't have dancers with low-cut push-up tops and short skirts whose job it was to bounce and squirm (I'm not exaggerating, go check YouTube or something) whenever something happened. I'm not even gonna bother describing the shit on Wowowee! That's a show that's "family friendly" since they make it a point to have people of all ages in the studio audience. They can't even keep a straight face on that show because of how ricockulous everything is. It's practically The Man Show without the verbal vulgarity.

So, there I was in a bookstore today, and I wondered why it was hard to find any tech magazines (I've been spending a lot of time on beaches and shit for the past two months... I think I'm behind the times). Then I realized that the tech magazines were all over, but they just looked like Maxim, FHM, Stuff, etc. Hell, even the nerd mags are more focused on the female body than they are on actual information. What's even more disturbing was that when I turned to my left, I saw my cousin. No, I don't mean she was laughing at me staring at covergirls. I mean she was on the cover of one of the magazines.

Fuck, I keep forgetting a couple of my cousins are models. I've been spending all this time with my dad's side of the family and forgot my mom's got lots of family here, too.

LOL - Just don't forget she's your COUSIN! ;)

We're in Louisiana. Today a mom was out with her kids delivering what I later found out was phone books. The girl came and dropped them off at the house, which sent the dogs into a fit. She giggled and went back across the street. She CAME BACK and kept walking in front of the window. I was "this" close to just opening the front door...especially with the look on her face and her snapping her fingers at the dogs. (The dogs are already stressed cause of major contruction on my parents street.)

Ughhh!

No danger of that happening. The very risk of a girl being related to me is one of several reasons I don't typically find an interest in Asians. My mom's so sheltered that she thought it would be a good idea to Google Raquel and see what she could find. She apparently didn't realize that it's pretty normal for overly hormonal guys to mention all the freaky things they'd like to do to a girl in the public eye. When she ran across a message board full of that sort of talk, she got sick to her stomach. I told her that if she wants to read about her niece that she should stick to the official publications.

I must spend too much time in the mens room. I can recognize most of the men by how they breathe or cough.

And the guy that talks to his duty when he craps? Fucking creepy.

wow

:neutral: Erik brought me home a dozen roses last night....I still haven't figured out what he screwed up on.

For months there was talk of us having a mouse in the house. We got the humane traps. They didn't work so we thought the mouse must have taken a hike. Saturday we are upstairs cooking dinner and see a mouse dart across the kitchen. So we set 3 of the not so nice mouse traps hoping we get the little sucker. Wake up Sunday morning....3 traps, 3 dead mice. WTF!

This morning we're taking the dog out. His bag of food is by the back door. I hear mousey noises coming from the bag of food. Erik kicks the cupboard the bag is on and what do you know but a little mouse darts out of the friggin bag. We set 2 more traps. I expect 2 more dead mice. Erik has vetoed my cat idea and since we have kids and animals I have vetoed the rat poison idea.

Sometimes, living in the country sucks.

Maybe he was just thinking of you. Guys do that sometimes. Well, in my case not you specifically, but you know what I mean.