Say Anything.

i guess its a slim possibility, but it wasn't egg-like round like a prego belly is. it was squarish.

goddamnit i should've taken a pic so we could all oogle and debate over what was in it.

at any rate. i hate calories. im hungry :/

so i read that you can get drunk faster by pouring liquor up your butt....

Man, that's just a waste of good liquor!

Liquor tastes like ass anyway, so why worry?

It all tastes the same after you hit a certain point anyway =D I was literally holding onto the grass to keep from falling. Never in my LIFE have I been so inebriated. Not even at South Carolina back in Feb was I that drunk.

Ass??!! Just what kinda liquor you been tasting there, Mil?

I don't, that's the thing. I hate the taste.

rum FTW. whiskey is just nasty!!! (which my brither will smack me for later - if he ever finds out i said it!!!)

Overheard in the bathroom 2 minutes ago:
*plop* "Ohhh! that's gotta sting."
*fart* "Ohhh! that's gotta sting."
*plop* "Ohh! That's gotta sting."
*toilet paper roll spinning, rip* "Oh! That's gotta sting."

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww............

Mil that is just sick and yes rum ftw!

OMG there was a tornado outside 15 minutes ago!

Tornadoes suck! Had them alot in Denver. One summer growing up, there were 4 nasty ones in one day (within a 30-45 minutes time period).. my brother & I were in summer camp, and waiting at the park for my step mom to pick us up when they hit. We could see 2 of them from where we were...:(

(We're under a heavy snow advisory for tonight here in Montana :sad:)

We had a tornado warning in an area 45 minutes north from me, last night... IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!

It was insane. It must have come really close. I could see it out the window. The hair on my arm stood up and I made the kids go in the bathroom.:wow I wish I had my camera but it's packed up.

I've never seen one before we don't get anything like that in Washington. Wyoming is a crazy ass place.

washington state does get tornadoes - they just don't get them very often and they aren't the monster ones you get on the plains.

yet - give it time.

I'm so sad today. We found a stray cat at our apartment pool that was emaciated and had stopped caring for herself, so her underfur was matted and beginning to fall out. So we took her up to our local animal shelter. Then as a reward to the girls for being such good sports about helping me get the cat to the shelter, we took a half hour and petted just about every cat they had in the adoption center.

It's really hard for me to go into those places and not leave with all the cats.

Though the girl that did the processing for the cat we brought in was certain she'd be adopted quickly. She is a perfectly marked calico, that had to sweetest temperament of any cat I have ever met. She didn't try to scratch or claw me as I moved her from one box to another, or when I had to take away her bowl of tuna so that we could get back down to the car. She absolutely loved the car ride to the shelter, and showed her appreciation by laying on my dash board on top of the defrost vent for the majority of the ride.

So yeah I'm kinda sad and as a PSA to ease my sadness I would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets and please support your local animal shelters.

94 degrees in my room. Bleh.

There's a pissed off momma seagull in my parking lot today, protecting its injured baby. I had to call wildlife services and he said he'll probably have to euthanize the baby. =/