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its not hot til its over 105 *nod*

thats just unbearable, itll be there soon, its june now *sigh*

i bought a mini fridge, and its broken.

and some bitch that needs to contract herpes and aids ran a shopping cart into the side of my car.

and the tray on the big-fridge door fell off today, splattering spaghetti sauce all over te floor, and also breaking the rim around my plastic jelly jar.

that all happened. TODAY.

I also saw this extremely obese.... ok maybe not extremely obese. but she had this gut that was like 2ft deep and 3ft wide ( yet skinnyish legs ) and was wearing this skin tight see-thru-ish shirt and her fatgut was hanging out the bottom of it. i cant imagine how the hell she managed that. she was MAYBE 16 ?

I'm a happily chunky girl, but even I don't look at fashion as a challenge.

this girl wasn't chunky.

i dont know how to describe it. it was almost unreal. she just had this HUUUUUUUUGE stomach.. the kind you normally see on guys. those reallly fat guys.

and she was so young.

there's a ton of super super super fat people around this new neighborhood. which is surprising. the donut place isn't 24hrs and there's only 1 icecream place. AND there's a 24hr fitness.

im not talking about chunky/pleasantly plump people, i'm talking bitches so fat they'd never stop rolling if they got pushed down a hill. they have to drive around in the electric hoverounds. little rascal. grocery cart things.

and their asses hang off 1ft on each side.

i don't get it ? i understand folks can have a thyroid issue, but not 85% of the population.

I doubt it, but it could be a situation where she at one time was very huge, but has lost alot of weight, and what you're seeing is loose skin. (you did say she had pretty skinny legs)..

I'm "pleasantly plump" (still about 40-50 lbs worth), but unfortunately, after 4 kids, I really don't carry it well.. it's all in my mid section (hips, thighs, ass & tummy), & it looks bad..
However.. on a more pleasant (and self gratzing) note, I've lost 25 pounds since mid february :cheer.
As a treat to myself, I went & got a new hairstyle. It was all one length, and down to my waist. Got 5 inches cut off, & then got some cool layers cut. It's a cut very similar to Cally (Georges wife) on Grey's Anatomy. And my natural curl/wave that loves to hide from me when I want it, but won't go away when I don't want it looks awesome with this cut.

Just cause they make it their size, does not mean they should wear it.. Spandex for example as well as any clothing that is tight enough to reveal cellulite, granny panty lines, camel toes...

Fat people who are only fat on top weird me out. I guess I'm glad to be fat all over :P I saw an old lady like that with super skinny legs and it just looked so weird.

it wasn't loose skin. i know what that looks like. this was like... i dont know, you could tell just by looking at it that it was very soft and doughy. and full. thick. like... a tub of pudding? it was truly weird.

I got a card for my nephew because he's graduating from high school and I have nfc what to write =\ I wanted to get him a present but I dunno what 18 year old boys like >< gdi!

Argh! My nephew graduates this month from high school, and we're flying to Calgary for the occasion...I also have no idea what to get him, and my sister is next to worthless with suggestions! I hate the idea of just giving him money (though I recall enjoying getting that when I did :P), but I suppose I will eventually get him a VISA gift card, or something similar :P

Sure she wasn't Preggo? or just had a baby? I can tell ya, those first few weeks after having a baby, you're still pretty damn big, & what you described is what I had after this last one. :(

Give him a subscription to Playboy.

That's what my brother got.

(note: tongue is firmly in cheek)

Honestly if my sister wouldn't kill me I would buy him WoW and some game cards since I know he likes video games. I guess money it is.

the best gift i got was luggage!!! but then, i was more than ready to leave the house....

money is probably a safe bet. though i personally prefer gift cards, since they show you have some idea what interests the recipient. (but that's just me...)

Luggage? This kid was born in Illinois, moved to Houton, then to Bangkok, then back to Houston, and is now in Calgary, and leaving for Tempe, Arizona in the fall...not to mention all the places he's traveled to for fun. I agree luggage is good for most, but unfortunately not for him. I suppose I'll get him one of those Visa cards, and let him decide. Moving away from home, I'm sure he'll find things to spend a little extra cash on from time to time.

ironically enough, for all that i grew up in about 8 different states, i didn't have luggage when graduation rolled around! lol - we still aren;t quite sure how that happened!

Jello, her husband, Veb and I got wasted last night. Vanilla whiskey for the win. O_o

I am so never drinking whisky again. It's Monday afternoon and I still don't feel good. :-?

I would love to get all liquored up, but I may end up having to extract something the next morning.

vanilla whisky???